just an optimistic dreamer

Shut the fuck up and take my damn moneyyyyyyy

Bringing this back because it’s literal gold

new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

Why can’t cars honk backwards

Seriously, if the person in front of me is fine but the person behind me is being a jerk, there’s no way for me to express my displeasure in their direction

@ everyone who follows me on instagram for the follow-back and then immediately unfollows me: two can play at that game. 

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them