butts

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

*feels ok for 1 second* amazing. i was faking my mental illness all along

this kid gets it

who took this snapshot of me in my private home

bro come here and lie down on the cool, damp earth with me as our flesh slowly withers and our bones intertwine as we’re consumed by moss and the relentless, inevitable ravages of time it’ll be epic

why don’t you be a fucking man and decay with me bro

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

me, braless in my room eating grapes: i hate men

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

being bisexual isn’t being “half straight, half gay”. You gotta leave room for the depression

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*