One Tough Sperm

”Frodo isnt gay” he literally has a tiktok mullet

*Hanna-Barbera running sound*

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

does anyone know a single redeeming fact about new hampshire? is anything good about it?

can you please come pick up your kinnie boyfriend he's had one bottle of smirnoff ice and won't stop talking about how fucked up he is. he tried to put mother mother on the bluetooth speaker. if he stays here any longer i'm not getting any pussy tonight.

Her Mind 😫❤

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

My name is Lily. Want to be friends?

hey amegaotaku queen since i cant @ you because you blocked me, just wanna say im really sorry you had to find out your boyfriend Robert Templeton Doughty is using a mail-order bride website to find women and has been doing so between 2017 and december of 2020. also would you mind telling the south carolinian of a man that specifically lives in waterloo that he should use indeed.com instead of linkedin for job searching? also would LOVE to hear more about his criminal background :)