Craig Tucker

Butters: But I don’t wanna make em feel bad!

-Cartman

Butters Stotch

Henrietta

Cartman: I'm like, a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi.

Eric Cartman

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski

Cartman: Craig, what the hell are you doing home?! You’re supposed to be out fighting Tweek! Me: Red Racer’s on. Cartman: Craig, you can watch Red Racer any day of the week! Me: I do watch Red Racer every day of the week. Cartman: Well, that’s fine. I guess you don’t care about what Tweek said about your mom… Me: Nope (slams door) Cartman: Egh! God dammit. (Knocks again and I open the door) Well, I guess you don’t care about what Tweek said about your guinea pig Me: What?! What did he say about Stripe?! Cartman: Oh, nothing, except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed. Me: That son of a bitch! I’ll kill him!

Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

She didn’t talk much, but boy, did she swallow! I had a nice lance that she sat upon, the maiden from Stonebury, who is also your mom!

Cartman: THAT WAS YOUR ONE GODDAMN JOB, CLYDE! TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH! (Pause) Clyde, you are hereby banished from space and time!