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When two Ultimate Gymnast effortlessly do the Jack-o pose

Also bonus full Hajimeme:

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All credit to the delightful Submas Bros who got me back on this train (ha) with some much needed motivation, so here we go again;

Pokémon Super DanganRonpa 2 Good Bye Despair; this time it’s personal.

Hajime: There’s something about small unassuming Eevee with all that potential inside ‘em which they just can’t access on their own. Also there’s been a fair few storylines with an Eevee trainer being bullied by a bunch of Eeveelution trainers for not evolving … Nagito: I know Absol is a fave to give him but regardless of the fact I gave Absol to Kyoko, I wasn’t quite feelin’ it. Hear me out here: Diancie. One a kind mythical pokemon, crystalised- not evolved- from a Carbink, insanely valuable, with very good mega evolution stats, equal to Makoto’s Tyranitar, all of which Nagito would brush off depreciating that he couldn’t even catch a 'normal Carbink’ And on a meta level; may be based on the HOPE Diamond (given one of the Diancie event’s was named 'Hope Diancie’) a gem that’s reputed to curse the holder with ill luck. Mikan: Hubris has caught me since I gave Hifumi a Blissey, but Audino is another nurse Joy staple and has the hidden ability 'Klutz’ Chiaki: what self respecting gamer wouldn’t jump at the chance to have an 8-bit pokemon? Ibuki: Electric Guitar pokemon? Low key Toxtricity even matches her colour pallet Kazuichi: Isn’t sentient gear box Klinklang a mechanic nerd’s dream? Sonia I’m sure every other pokemon she has is a terrifying ghost type; but nothing quite says 'princess’ like a Galarian Rapidash Gundham: “Cower before the 4 Dark Dedennes of Destruction!” (also the Ultimate breeder would have shinies out the wazoo) Teruteru: A Rotom controlled oven is perfect for all his cooking needs, with none of the morality questions about FarFetch’d and it’s leek. Twogami: So I may have played myself giving Togami a shiny factory Ditto; but who’s a better companion to the lonely imposter with no identity of their own than insecure mimikyu who copies beloved pokemon to seek acceptance? Kindred spirits Akane: Both Gluttonous and Athletic? Greedent is a good match for that Nekomaru: it’s like looking in a mirror, Machamp is a classic. Hiyoko: The Ultimate traditional dancer gets a Sensu style traditional dancing Oricorio. Call the presses. Mahiru: I’d admit this was a headscratcher since the most famous pokemon photographer DOESN’T HAVE ANY POKEMON; so for your consideration, Chinchou. Lures out shy pokemon for that perfect poke-snap, plus can be an impromptu flash in low visibility Fuyuhiko: Honchkrow the mafia boss pokemon is a no brainer, but more than that the villain groups are basically the pokemon yakuza; so that would make Fuyuhiko the ultimate. . Evil Team Boss? Not a great ring to it, but he’s definitely the boss of this generation’s Team Rocket Peko: A Honedge for the Ultimate Swordswoman, and the Jessie to Fuyuhiko’s James. (I couldn’t bring myself to call her simply a Team Kuzuryu Grunt) Izuru: Nothing outside of Type Null, the artificial pokemon created by combining all the greatest strengths and type advantages of all pokemon would be good enough for the artificial being known as Izuru Kamakura created by combining all known talent within one person… If this lad stepped out after you defeated the Elite Four… Imagine the Despair…

A coupla extras for you since I was in the zone

Genocider Syo: Taking Toko’s love of bug pokemon and slapping some blades onto 'em? match made in heaven for a Poke-serial killer Ishida: “Chandeleur? What’re ya talkin’ about? That’s just my bro backing me up! 'sides don’t Chandeleurs hypnotise folks to see what they wanna see? I ain’t dumb enough to fall for that baloney! Ain’t that right Kyoudai?!”