From My Dead Body, Flowers Will Grow

when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

it’s been like 3 years since i’ve had sex. i can feel the cobwebs forming.

my grandpa in his coffin in 2013 lol (died in 1020)

2010* sorry. sorry trips over a foldiing chair. sorry

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

Petition to make this a new state

Idaho Plus

long island 2 electric bugaloo

This is a ley-line

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point