Im Not A Full Person Yet But Im Getting There

I'm a big fan of the way that 90% of Viktor x reader, Jayce x reader and Jayvik fics include varying degrees of workplace misconduct

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

im sorry but tiktok looks so funny trying to make the next made up movie. like. they can't even decide on the characters and you can't just make it work by commenting "oh my god you look so much like (basic white name) from zepotha!!!" on every video you see