Sarah

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

pink is the best color and the sooner we all realize that the sooner we evolve as a species

“do you ACTUALLY believe in the paranormal?” do i look like an idiot? OF COURSE i do. you fool. you buffoon. you absolute circus clown

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

no offence but…..the future is bulleproof….the aftermath is secondary….its time to do it now and do it loud……no hate this is just my oponion

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

i live for my 2am self. she’s so excited for no fuckin reason bless her

music snobs are so boring all this “pop music is the worst thing to ever happen” please go listen to some carly rae jepson and maybe you’ll calm down