Blog Of An Outgoing Introvert

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

can’t relate to hating children and i’m so glad i can’t