Hey, Sofxx!

in 2014 you could come on here and say “misogyny is bad and more ppl should consume media that includes women” and everyone would agree with you. nowadays you post something like “if you don’t care about women you might be a misogynist” and the reblogs are ppl saying “ummmmmm this take is actually problematic bc the only way i can escape misogyny is by pretending women don’t exist :/” we’re so cooked.

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you

it was actually just thinking about how cute it is when a girl with a big tail is forced into an outfit not designed for her so her tail lifts her skirt up and shows her butt

there is a deep darkness in your heart like sincerely

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

ah hell i'm not driving tonight. let me get the poisoned stew!