I DO TRY TO WRITE!!

im still kinda shy to make any big moves here, but my mailbox is open, so you can request me anything about i write for! it may take some time before i write it and i also may reject the request if it necessary !!!

what i write for? : sonic, genshin impact, outlast, metalocalypse.

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METALOCALYPSE

how Dethklok would look at you?

SONIC

The Sonic characters helping you with your household chores!..

How Dethklok would look at you?

Nathan: he's embarrassed to stare at you for too long, so when you notice his heavy gaze, he immediately looks away. baby has autism please don't ask him why he was looked at you. he'll just leave the room, embarrassed.

Pickles: 99% of the time Pickles will look at you being drunky as fuck. He'll try to start a smol talk with you, but with his midwester accent and drunk slur combo makes it impossible to understand. Most likely if you don't keep a safe distance, he'll puke all over your feets....

Toki: Almost every looks from him has only a positive message! Apparently, he liked your cool shirt or your kitty socks. He'll be sure to let you know about it with a sweet smile and using a couple the wrong word endings! what a pookie ^_^

Skwisgaar: He always has a wrinkle around his mouth, like he's looking at shit, not a person (he doesn't really care). If you ask him why he's looking at you like that, he'll just give you an confused look and walk away. (After all, you're not an granny he could possibly have sex with.) what a bitch huh…

Murderface: his face already says what he thinks about you, but his words will make it even better. that's why first of all he will catch your attention with a sexist comment. That pepper spray you've been keeping in your pocket for about two years will finally find a use.

The Sonic characters helping you with your household chores! ✨

included: sonic, tails, amy, knuckles, shadow, silver, blaze, rouge

Sending Sonic to the store when you realize you don't have a couple of ingredients at fridge...... at first he try to get out of it, but when you mention how super fast he is, he says yes to you! Before you can even blink, Sonic is already standing in front of you with several bags and his smug grin on his face!! As a kind of thanks, you are forced to make him a chilidog while he chills on the couch..

Or Tails, who invents new tools for you that make cooking and housework twice as easy as those "nano-technologies" from your TV catalog, which he always criticizes... one time he turned your vacuum cleaner into a multifunctional robot that now not only cleans dust, but also washes clothes and waters plants! He blushing SO MUCH while you praising him!!...

Knuckles the personal house guard. He may not be huge, but he's strong and ready to crack one's knuckles at any potential threat! You could say he's your guard echidna... He successfully scares off shady creeps and raccoons who come for food from the trash. One day you notice small dents appearing on the walls of your house, to which Knuckles awkwardly make excuses....

Amy, who such a good helper! You teaching her how to iron her clothes, showing nail polishes and a nail lamp, helping her use a sewing machine, buying her fashion magazines and showing amazon and aliexpress to her! As a thank you, she'll definitely help you around the house and make lemonade from an recipe she found on TikTok which Sonic is going to ADORE !

Shadow, who acts like an voice station, but much rougher and more professional. With his arrival, your house has strict rules that everyone MUST follow: a curfew, deep cleaning on saturdays, and a dishwashing schedule for EVERY roommate. He's stubborn and quite difficult, but to his credit, he keeps everyone on a tight rein.

Or Silver, who always helps you with his psychokinesis in all of places! A hurricane of dishes and pots swirls in the kitchen, flying around Silver while he chops vegetables, or towels and sheets from all over the apartment fly into the laundry room, folding themselves into the washing machine... a breathtaking sight.

Blaze, who controls one of the most important elements.. the fire! She's especially helpful when bad weather could cause power or gas outages in your neighborhood: she'll light candles throughout the apartment that Silver had previously placed there before, or let you boil a kettle right over her own firepaws!

The frequent guest Rouge, who comes to visit Shadow. She often jokes that he keeps everyone in the house like they're in a boot camp like an control freak and sweetly teases him while he breaks the pencil in half trying to update the magnit schedule on the fridge... She's a wonderful visitor who doesn't come empty-handed! (like the others...) Sometimes she brings something sweet for tea, and other times she even gifts you diamonds!

Vinsmoke Sanji

So, you will most likely meet at the restaurant where he works. After a hard day at work, you often visit a restaurant to eat there, because due to your work schedule, you cannot afford to come home often, let alone spend time preparing dinner.

Sanji is quite a loving man, so he can't help but notice you, the girl who visits this place so often.

One day you catch eye contact with Sanji when he, like a chef, goes out to prepare a couple of dishes for several rich people. (Actually, he immediately notices you, because he was peeping at you through the glass in the kitchen).

Since then you two exchanged numbers when Sanji saw you leaving and decided to do this "brave" act, he-he

headcanons:

Sanji is not shy about social foreplay. he can easily kiss you, tell you that he loves you so much, or flirt stupidly with you.

Believe me, he does not have the best flirting, I am silent about his tackles.

Flirting and tackles are taken from an open source on the Internet, literally from the very first site if you enter in the query string: "The best collection of tackles for beautiful girls 2022"

If you want to go shopping SANJI WILL GO WITH YOU! Yeah, he's the kind of guy who's totally willing to spend all his money on you, get blisters on your feet, and then lug 100 bags of expensive clothes. "All for you my sweetheart!!!♡"

Sanji brags to Zoro, like "just look that I have a girlfriend, marimo😘😏"

Criticizes videos of undercooks who, in his opinion, cooked scrambled eggs wrong, and you are sitting like: "Sanji, cook me scrambled eggs correctly plz🥺"

In your morning it is simply obligatory to have a pleasant aroma of pancakes with vanilla and the most delicious coffee for cheerfulness.

Btw, Sanji will bring you breakfast in bed.

Sanji doesn't like the stereotype that a girl's place is at the kitchen.

But Sanji will still teach you how to cook different dishes if you really ask him to do so. Sanji is not a particularly nervous person, he is kind and partial to cute ladies, so he will hardly yell at you if you accidentally burn his kitchen, just take offense.

If you want to go to the spa with Sanji, he will agree, well, what could be better than spending a relaxing day with your girlfriend? Massages, manicures, pedicures, jacuzzi, milk baths, he don't care it is important to him that you feel cool.

Portgas D. Ace

let's pretend that ace is great at drawing, because, uh, there was a headcanon that he's pretty creative, so.. yes, just ✨imagine✨;

"Ugh, all these girls doing different exercises, and also these cute corgis" You think when someone grabs your attention by gently touching your shoulder. You raise your head to see who it is.

"Yo, I drew you, do you want to take a look?" Says the brunette with the "ASCE" tattoo on his shoulder

"Come on, Ace, show me what you did," You say with a smile when Ace smiles back and sits down next to you, showing you.. you? lol

You really like the way he conveyed your tired eyes staring at the phone. "woah, not bad, dude"

headcanons:

You are good friends with his two brothers because Luffy thinks you should be best friends because all of Ace's friends are supposed to know him. Sabo is a calm but busy man, so sometimes he can't chat with you, but your friendship is good.

Just like Sanji Ace is not shy about hugging you, kissing you or flirting with you. Ace's flirting and tackles are his own creation, so it looked better when you didn't know he came up with it.

Yamato hangs out with you sometimes, but sometimes dad won't let her out of the house😢😭😭

OMG! Funny case: because of his narcolepsy, Ace suddenly fell asleep again, holding a fork in his hands and falling face down on a plate. It was your first time, so frankly you thought he was dead. You panicked, as well as the rest of the visitors to the establishment, but suddenly ace wakes up, gets up and is like: "oh, excuse me😇" and wipes his face with a napkin.

Ace an tiktok user..... ✨Imagine✨ he's one of those people who make videos without meaning: just like "oh, looks like I accidentally turned on the camera, well, let me film how Sabo and (Y/N) are chatting🥰"

One night you guys stole a lot of coins from the wishing fountain just for fun, just say it.

ㅡ 😏🍬🦇

Grocery shopping with ASL bro’s

ANON I JUST LOVE ROUTINE THEMES!!!!! it was sOooO gOOD to write!... 🙌 thx for your request! hope you liked it the same as i did !!!

Since the appetite of these three is immeasurable and merciless, you guys go grocery shopping almost every evening after work!

You usually prefer to shop alone, but when Sabo gets off work, he'll come with you without a word. Let's be honest, keeping your wallet in good condition is quite a challenge when you have two other omnivorous mouths to feed, so you're quite happy when Ace spends the night at Yamato's and Luffy stays late with his fellas...

In another case, when Luffy hears that enticing word ✨store✨ he dashes out into the street like a ram into the mountains. His ankles freezing while he waits for Ace to unlock his car with the remote control right from the window, Luffy patiently rubs his legs, barely noticing the cold.

When you get to the nearest Walmart and park in their lot, you and Sabo walk behind the shopping carts while Ace and Luffy trudge along behind you, occasionally trying to trip each other up. idiots.

As you enter the store, Luffy says he needs to show you something important, and then leads you to the damn meat department. braaaaaaah 💀💀

While you and Sabo are searching through the bruised tomatoes for the best ones, Ace separates from you and stumbles upon some children whose parents left them alone in a cart... and starts asking them tricky questions.

Luffy catches him doing this and at first considers complaining to YOU about it, but... he joins him.

This is it.... brotherly brain.....

When you and Sabo catch them red-handed, you hit them over the head and make them pull heavy carts the rest of the way.

Honestly, only Luffy learned his lesson.

One time, you meet Sanji in the seafood aisle and start swapping tempting recipes you found on TikTok. But he dismisses most of them, saying they're unacceptable bullshit.

You WILL make that dubious spaghetti recipe anyway...

Sometimes it dawns on you how heavy eaters these guys are... you chuckle nervously when your brain tells you their stomachs are bottomless pits...

And it's true.

Sometimes the things you need are too high for you. That's when Ace comes up to you and, showing off his tough-guy attitude, gets you the wrong thing.

Hey cowboy, where's your smirk??

Sometimes Luffy feigns exhaustion and climbs inside the cart. You can ask him to get off or try to tip it over, BUT HIS GRIP IS STRONG 💥💥💥

After you pay for everything with SABO'S card, Ace and Luffy snatch the bags from you and race to the car. You've never seen anyone run so damn NERVOUSLY.

*Sabo's phone gets a notification with a large receipt and his ass burns asffffff 💀💀🔥🔥🔥*