Can't wait to leave

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

i got the job

daydreaming on public transportation just hit different

he’s greasy! he’s ugly! he’s soooo pretty! he’s fruity! he’s a bastard! he’s the love of my life! he’s my worst enemy! 

Sophie @ howl

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

hello. i made another quiz. it is spring, these days. we are looking to move forward. let me give you something you might need.

looking for love at the dairy isle

Me laying in wait to see who else is going to grab oat milk

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

I love how on Ghost Adventures they don’t do anything constructivec to rid these places of ghosts like they just go into a haunted house, aggravate spirits and demonic entities, collect evidence about it, and then dip, like “yeah there’s ghosts here forsure but good luck with that” before leaving the people who called them in probably worse condition than when they arrived lol