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Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

[VD: a clip from a stream of Amelia Watson, a Hololive Vtuber. she is playing a lockpicking minigame in Elder Scrolls Oblivion. she fucks up and breaks a lockpick, and lets out an ungodly, inhuman shriek. end VD]

the appropriate response, the oblivion lockpicking minigame was bullshit

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

hey let me tell you which a:tla character you remind me of

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy