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To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Zeus: At this point I’ll bang anything *grabs cactus on windowsill* HERE I GO

Hera: *shrieking* MY BOYFRIEND IS A W H O R E

Demeter: *has been addressing all plants by their scientific names for a week* Today I have a solanum lycopersicum and cheese sandwich

Hades: Death is the only thing left that will cure my anxiety

Poseidon: Somebody told me that I have the mental capacity of a fish. Jokes on them, I am a fish *gargles water loudly*

Hestia: Fire warm. Man need fire.

Apollo: You were saying something but all I heard was G A Y

Artemis: Boys are stinky gross bastards, fuck boys….wait no

Athena: Somebody got mad at me for saying I was upset I got a 93%. Little do they know I have been getting straight 82% and I just broke my lucky streak

Hephaestus: *pounding aluminum foil into a ball with a mallet* SHINY

Hermes: I just picked the lock on the home ec room door and stole like 7 loaves of bread who wants toast

Aphrodite: *gets told they’re pretty* I think you mean smoking hot.

Ares: No one tells you that punching people hurts. I punched someone and then cried, which is the opposite of menacing

mythology posters | apollo —> for @anaklusmos-excalibur

the hymn to apollo

Die fantastischn Abenteuer vom Töpfer Harald und seine Freind, dem Wieslig Ronald und der Hofer Hermine, und wia’s den schrecklichn Graf Todessturz bsiegt ham.

Freilich nicht allein! Sondern sie hattn a Hilfe von : Professor Taumeltür, Professorin von Gallenwerd (?) , Mond Liebgut , Neustadt Langboden und a vom liaben Hoibriesen Verhärmung .

Doch es gibt ned nur guade Leit in Schloss Wuidschweinwarzn!

Da Harald hod a Feind in die eignen Reihn, bsonders den Leit vom Hause Schleich is ned zu traun! Wia zum Beispui am Professor Heftig Schnap , oder dem Harald seim eignen Mitschüler, Drache Bösglaub, dem Grippel dem.

“Hestia, thank you for your invitation”, the God hugged her tightly, lifted her up and placed a quick kiss on her cheek befor putting her down again. “Forgive me, I couldn’t help myself. Look I brought you flowers”. Apollo made a formal curtsy befor offering her a bouquet of colorful flowers.

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Hestia gave a squeal of surprise as she was lifted into his arms, arms wrapping around his neck for a brief moment before she was set back down on the ground. Apollo was always a sweetheart to her, brightening her day considerably. Like the Sun he controlled.

She gave a curtsey back to him before taking the flowers and letting him inside her warm cottage. 

“Oh Apollo you shouldn’t have! These are beautiful as always.” 

With that she lead him to the kitchen where a lemon and honey cake was baking in the oven, creating beautiful aromas. Her kettle was just whistling too on the stove and she lifted a finger in its direction to lower the heat on it. 

Apollo looked around and couldn't help a grin growing on his face from ear to ear. The smell the cup and vase... Everything made him feel so warm inside the feeling of returning home after a long time.