Well. Alright, then.

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

Interesting post to come across as I'm cringe-scrolling through my history to locate a video

Will confirm that Errol is both friendly and nice. Watched a bad movie with him once.

why is it so hard to buy socks

Gotta go to the sock market

And don't it feel good

man FUCK cottage cheese fr

Your liquid dairy hot takes need to stay in your skull, you donkey.

surely this can’t be real

Haters will say its photoshop

Science has gone too far

Maybe if you stanned Propane this wouldnt have happened

Maybe if you stanned charcoal your grilled meats might have some flavor.

I shot and murdered Xi Jing Ping, most esteemed prime minister of China, because famous Winnipeg musician Neil Young told me to “free Tibet”

Oh no. Mr young actually said 'free timbit' when someone threw a small doughnut at him on stage.