* 𝐇𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒 / 𝐄𝐏 𝟏 & 𝟐.
feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoiler warning.
“ and that’s your biggest worry? ”
“ i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? ”
“ you like saying no. ”
“ billions of puppets with poisoned minds. ”
“ i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. ”
“ how old are you again? ”
“ gonna have to wear diapers soon. ”
“ you’re still alive, you old fucker. ”
“ your t-shirt’s inside out. ”
“ can’t tell you how exciting it was listening to that fucking conversation. ”
“ i was gettin’ worried. ”
“ i was thinkin’ we’d make some cookies. ”
“ i don’t know why i talk to her. ”
“ you locked the door for once, good job. ”
“ you got me a present? ”
“ i don’t hear anything. ”
“ that was lame. ”
“ i put the change back because i’m an honest thief. ”
“ it’s the thought that counts. ”
“ don’t fall asleep. ”
“ wasn’t my fault this time. ”
“ help me. ”
“ get in the truck! ”
“ you killed her. ”
“ we’re gonna be brave, and we’re gonna get outta this. ”
“ are we sick? ”
“ there’s nowhere to fucking go! ”
“ i got you. ”
“ can you run? ”
“ you keep your eyes on me. ”
“ we’re gonna get you somewhere safe first. ”
“ hey! no one told you to move. ”
“ are you alone? ”
“ how did you get this? ”
“ it’s okay. you’re safe. ”
“ well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. ”
“ you want ‘em or not? ”
“ fucking fireflies been blowing shit up all week. ”
“ it’s easy to make a mistake in the dark. ”
“ i’m not asking you to say anything. ”
“ how about we just let it go? ”
“ you gonna keep me here? kill me? ”
“ i give you my word that he won’t hurt you. ”
“ i’d like to go home and drink ‘til my face stops hurting. ”
“ they’re shooting at us. ”
“ i’m not a firefly! ”
“ people are gonna come looking for me. ”
“ let me out or you’re gonna pay, motherfuckers! ”
“ i’m not supposed to be here! ”
“ you can’t be serious. ”
“ there are worse things than infected out there. ”
“ i got jumped by a couple guys. ”
“ it’s a miracle you’re alive. ”
“ it’s a miracle any of us are alive. ”
“ i was in fedra lockup all day. ”
“ i need you to take a breath. ”
“ we’re gonna find out, quietly. understand? ”
“ i would very much like for you to hurt him. ”
“ our people are asking what’s going on, and i don’t know what to tell them. ”
“ rebellion takes time. ”
“ is this real? ”
“ keep it quiet. ”
“ you tell me to ‘look for the light’ and i’ll break your jaw. ”
“ you’re not scared. ”
“ why did you stop them? ”
“ i won’t tell anyone about any of this, i swear. ”
“ you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. ”
“ why won’t you let me go home? ”
“ i wasn’t expecting it. ”
“ you can’t be stupid like this. ”
“ obviously didn’t take ‘fuck off’ for an answer. ”
“ gimme my knife. ”
“ it’s our business to know things. ”
“ you’re the cause of it. ”
“ we don’t smuggle people, sorry. ”
“ i know what’s out there. ”
“ what are they capable of? ”
“ you trust her? ”
“ your watch is broken. ”
“ you mumble in your sleep. ”
“ i’ve never been on the other side of the wall. ”
“ look how dark it is. ”
“ but you know where to go, so we’re gonna be okay. ”
“ holy shit, i’m actually outside! ”
“ you stay close, and you follow my lead. ”
“ i’m not sick! ”
“ i should fucking kill you! ”
“ i apologise about your lunch. ”
“ is this bite from a human? ”
“ so they’re still out there… ”
“ i have spent my life studying these things. ”
“ i’m not infected. ”
“ i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didn’t turn into a fucking monster. ”
“ there’s not gonna be anything bad in here? ”
“ better them than us. ”
“ i’m gonna talk to you like you’re an adult. ”
“ fuck you, man, i didn’t ask for this. ”
“ can i have a gun? ”
“ i’ll have to thrown a fucking sandwich at them. ”
“ they hit most of the big cities like this, they had to slow the spread somehow. ”
“ whatever, i snuck in. ”
“ you got some balls on you, sister. ”
“ people like to tell stories. ”
“ have you heard of books? ”
“ i don’t know how i was supposed to know that. ”
“ you’re a weird kid. ”
“ you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. ”
“ where’d you learn to do that? ”
“ no more questions about me. ”
“ was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. ”
“ you step on a patch of cordyceps in one place, and you can wake a dozen infected from somewhere else. now they know where you are, now they come. ”
“ you’re not immune from being ripped apart. ”
“ from this point forward, we are silent. ”
“ well, i didn’t shit my pants, so… ”
“ how about you just take the good news? ”
“ is it everything you hoped for? ”
“ our luck had to run out sooner or later. ”
“ i never ask you for anything. ”
“ save who you can save. ”
“ i’m not going with you! ”
