What the fuck, thats dudes

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

If i was a girl with a tiktok lip gloss company i would make a grey one called gnat and its gnat flavored and gnat scented

me and my buddies have discovered that after you go back it can quite often feel dope to go forth

spiritually i'm an italian catholic nun accused of being a heretic and of having sexual relations with another woman in my convent 

some of you have never tied a policeman to the back of a bear and throw them into a river while drunk only to get banished from moscow the next day and it shows

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

and the courage to accept that i had to