hi hello it's always a challenge to step out and introduce myself to such beautiful people but my name is kaia, kai, gerb - whatever you want to call me. i'm a bit (read: a lot) of a book worm, always trying to find the best pieces of literature for my little book club. love to write, love to create, go vintage shopping, drink a glass of limoncello spritz with friends, obsessed with my dog milo. also seriously love the crunch of a good italian pizza (thin crust, extra cheesy) - that's about it. @gerbabey

hey, i’m sway. i’m the most normal goalie in the nhl. if i was given the option of being the vezina winner or getting to fight someone during a game, i would choose the smoke with no hesitation. and before you ask, yes, i have tried touching grass and it didn’t help! find me @ goalietaps on chats

@ trashxgobbo is the gh, i will bake cookies or other treats for any friends i make.

Franz Kafka, 1912

howdy friends, luka here back with another mid-life crisis before i'm 30 because it's still dark before 5pm. i probably have no idea what day it is, someone help me. @ lastyeehaws