Ezio is my imaginary Husband

Interviewer:Okay let’s start with you Altair,what do you you regret most?

Altair:(falls on the floor and sobs)MaRiA! My LoVe!!!

Interviewer:Oka-y,so Ezio?

Ezio:A lot bella,My family dying,My mother going in a trance,not hugging Leonardo even though I fucking clicked the button…

Interviewer:MoViNg oN!!!..Edward?

Ezio:(still going on)..And accidentally landing on a horse and losing my old armour horse and…

Edward:Oi!shut it arsehole!..I think I regret drinking rum before the show..(burps)

Interviewer:Jesus…God help me…Haytham?

Haytham:(sighs and mumbles)..losing ziio

Edward,Connor and Lee:WhAt?!

Haytham:I… mean..losing my father,not parenting my son and ignoring my co workers burning love…(mumbles)kill me.

Interviewer:Connor?please give me a proper answer..

Connor:(inhales)Leeeeee!

Interviewer:okay that is it,thank you and goodbye!