sumache

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

im back and better than ever before. and they said it couldn’t be done

Um…erm..um…. had hypno martyr on the brain all semester but never had the time to finish this until now

FAG OUT WITH YOUR MUTUALS ONLINE NOW!!!

Hey everyone, I am once again requesting emergency assistance for my beloved bingus, Baudelaire. We have suspected asthma for the past few months due to infrequent coughing episodes, and had a scheduled vet appointment with him for the beginning of June in order to address the issue. Unfortunately, his health has taken a turn in the past few days and we do not believe he will be able to wait for the scheduled appointment.

The coughing fits have progressed to rapid breathing, lethargy, reduced appetite, and wheezing. While signs are still pointing to asthma, he is noticeably uncomfortable and I do not believe he can wait for two weeks to be seen, especially given the early signs of respiratory distress. Vet says the exam will likely include bloodwork and an xray, and then we'll have to pay for whatever treatment medication he needs to pull through alright. The rub is we had just enough money to eat for the rest of the month and this throws a MASSIVE wrench in the whole not starving thing.

We have scheduled an emergency appointment for him later today, HOPEFULLY we have enough in our account to pay for the visit, but I am opening emergency commissions on a pay-what-you-can basis in order to help fund treatment for my skin-beast and maybe even the luxury of being able to eat for the next two weeks.

If you want to help a trans family eat and a very unhappy wheezing cat feel a little relief, please consider REBLOGGING this post, COMMISSIONING me on a completely pay-what-you-can basis, or DONATING to my venmo/paypal -> StrawberryPatch2020

Even JUST BOOSTING this post is a huge help. You can contact me directly through DMs here @gamesinajar for further information or to arrange a commission. Cross posting to other social media sites is permitted if you believe that would increase the number of eyes on this post. As ever, my community is small, so increased visibility is a huge deal for me in situations like these.

Thank you for reading this far, please consider sharing or commissioning to help this little weirdo breathe easy