welcome to my twisted memes

wield a flaming sword

Be covered in eyes

SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL

This needs to happen

Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.

PLEASE

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.

google search: how to function when your mind’s telling you the really fucked up shit

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

the year is 2020. the united states has repealed net neutrality, and the internet as we know it no longer exists. one lone hero remains; a relic of a long forgotten past. disguised in all black, i lurk in the dead of night. with nothing left to lose, i’m ready to fight censorship head on. the wild cheers from the crowd is drowning out the sound of my hammer, as i nail my ninety-fifth reader x bowser fanfiction to the white house door. yes, freedom and democracy is dead, but at least we can still get rawed by bowser