fodness

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

The original poor little meow meow

Love it when you put butter into a pan that’s still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl

its fine, i don’t care (i care very much) (it’s eating me alive)

i just want to take care of ur soul and make u cum everyday

I’m 25 and sometimes it still hits me that I can do whatever I want.

please go to the zoo if you want I’m a zoo docent and I love talking to grownups who are visiting the animals and want to know all about them.

You can buy yourself stuff in the gift shop too, if you have the money. Don’t need to ask a grownup or anything. If you want that toy gorilla it’s yours.