COMPANY (1970) starters – act one. feel free to change pronouns as necessary!
❝Angel, I’ve got something to tell you.❞
❝Honey, if you’d visit the kids once or twice…❞
❝I don’t mean to pry.❞
❝I want to see some karate.❞
❝It’s the little things you do together.❞
❝It’s the concerts you enjoy together, neighbors you annoy together, children you destroy together… that keep marriage intact.❞
❝It’s not so hard to be married. And, Jesus Christ, is it fun!❞
❝It’s not so hard to be married. I’ve done it three or four times.❞
❝You ever sorry you got married?❞
❝Everything’s different, nothing’s changed. Only, maybe, slightly rearranged.❞
❝You always are what you always were. Which has nothing to do with, all to do with, her.❞
❝You’re scared she’s starting to drift away. And scared she’ll stay.❞
❝Good things get better, bad get worse… Wait, I think I meant that in reverse.❞
❝You could drive a person crazy!❞
❝When a person says that you’ve upset her, that’s when you’re good! ❞
❝You impersonate a person better than a zombie should.❞
❝Marriage may be where it’s been but it’s not where it’s at.❞
❝What do ya like? You like indescribable bliss? Then what do ya wanna get married for?❞
❝It’s a city of strangers.❞
❝I’m very dumb. ❞
❝My roommate is the same way: he’s also very dumb.❞
❝A wedding? What’s a wedding? A prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever which is maybe the most horrifying word I’ve ever heard.❞
❝Marry me a little, love me just enough.❞
❝We’ll build a cocoon of love and respect.❞








