Suga Suga

Below are the top five questions I usually get asked and the templates and translations of how i generally respond.

1.”Have you ever had a sugar daddy before?”

- Yes, I’ve had a successful long term arrangement before.

* this lets him know you are experienced and trying to play you will be difficult.

2.”What was your last arrangement like?”

- It was great, we met a few times a month. He was a absolute gentleman. We traveled together and attended events sometimes. I received a monthly allowance, and my expenses were covered for events and travel.

*this lets him know you expect to be treated respectfully, can adapt to different environments and gives him a expectation of your financial expectations. Also this lays of the blueprint of the arrangement you want.

3.”What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”

-I’ve only had pleasant experiences, I only tolerate respectful and generous men. Anything else is not up to my standards and will not be tolerated.

*that should be self explanatory.

4.”Have you ever met with a man for (x amount lower than your minimum)?

-Yes I am happy to platonically meet for (previously mentioned amount) over dinner or coffee to get to know each other better. Until you are comfortable with an arrangement. I also require my travel expenses to be covered (gas).

* I’m not fucking or meeting you for free, they usually give up and don’t respond.

5.”I get tested regularly and don’t mess with sluts. Lol. So we can fuck raw baby.”

-To protect my health, I will not have unprotected sex. This arrangement will not work.

It’s just that simple…yet you give him options so that his fragile male ego doesn’t think you are backing him into a corner or being greedy. “Oh Honee, what do you mean? What the hell are you talking about today?” I’m so glad you asked ! Lol

Him: I like my women shaved, airstrip, etc down there.

You: Awesome! European Wax Center offers a great package where you buy 9 and get 3 free or you can pay monthly which is more expensive of course. Pretty much takes care of that for the entire year. They even offer ones for students! 

Would you like to add that to our monthly allowance or should I give you the number so that you can call and take care of the cost?

Him: I love a woman that can go from t-shirts and jeans to a nice sexy dress/evening gown and heels, etc.

You: I can definitely do that! I have plenty of jeans and tshirts in my wardrobe, however, I’d love a few new dresses/evening gowns that you’d love to see me in.

 Would you like to  set aside a shopping date to take care of that, add a shopping allowance, or buy directly from my wishlist?

Him: I love lingerie with a garter belt and stockings. Do you have any you can send me pictures in?

You: I’m so glad you asked! I was just looking at a few sets on the Agent Provocateur/ La Perla website that I really liked. Here’s the links to them, Check them out and let me know what you think (…checks out links tells you how much he’d love see you in them) I love that you and I have the same taste. 

Would you like to purchase them directly for me or purchase the gift-card so that I can purchase them myself?

Specific things that he wants should not come out of your agreed upon allowance. Find his most prized possession and compare the two if he ever tries you.

Example:

Him: Babe, doesn’t your allowance cover that?

You: Babe :( you know my allowance covers my necessities first. I love how you’re so manly about your desires that require a little more extra work on my part which is certainly not problem. It makes me feel great to make you happy. Kind of like when you bought your Porsche last week. You could have brought the regular manufactured one, but you also added the premium package, tinted windows, and better tires which cost a little more then you intended to spend.

 I’ve seen the happiness in your face when we ride in it.

 I’m not one to compare myself to cars because I can do things for you that your Porsche can’t :), but that wax is my premium package, tinted windows is that dress/shoes, and those new tires is my lingerie. 

Don’t you want to experience the happiness of all that too?

You’ll thank me for this long ass post later,