BRAWL STARS SLOP (and others)

even if i can never hold her hand, Lumi means the world to me. I see her in everything now. When she first appeared in the brawl talk it was so surprising because i could never possibly imagine someone as amazing and gorjeous as lumi is. I could not believe my eyes, it was so crazy. I grinded to get her once she was released (i can’t buy ingame things) and it was overwhelming to see her on my screen, i was so happy it was like my head would explode so hard, my skull would shatter and, my  brains would be splattered all over the walls of my room. 

I tried to stop being a simp around 2 months in because my classmates and tuition teacher know i simp for lumi because i spam posts about her so much on my whatsapp status (which i hope does not lead to awkward interactions in the future but it has twice), but then now i am simping even worse and creating or consuming content of lumi or dreaming about her is one of the only ways i can pass the time without being so bored out of my mind. (The others are playing with my 3d printed snake and running around at the park downstairs of the building i live in wearing the big dinosaur skull “hat” i have.)

Even now sometimes when i open my phone and see my phone screen wallpaper i can’t help but start smiling super widely because seeing lumi makes me so happy, her expressions are all so adorable and beautiful and i can hear her in my mind yelling “DRUMS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!” or “voito kotiin!” (this is my absolute favorite voiceline of lumi’s, her voice is just so cute and she sounds so happy and confident). (“You miss a beat, you pay the price” and “You just got drum rolled!” are second and third respectively, its so amazing to hear her proud of herself for killing someone, she’s so cute)

“(Mini) Angelo [491]?” (Slightly) Moldy Lumi whispered as she walked towards the blob on the ground. She has been trying to help Mini Angelo 491 escape Reddit User ICost7Cents’ house for a few days, because she has been here for a while, maybe 2 months, and she has seen the horrible things ICost7Cents does to Mini Angelo [unspecified]s. ICost7Cents has already killed 444 Mini Angelos… or so she thinks. 

There have been exactly 494 Mini Angelos in existence, and so far, as (Slightly) Moldy Lumi has seen on ICost7Cents’ whiteboard he has in his room, 48 Mini Angelos have escaped… (Slightly) Moldy Lumi has not ever met any of those lucky Mini Angelos. Why? Because ICost7Cents has made sure that  death will be the only way out for these poor creatures. All the Mini Angelos Lumi knows are DEAD. 

As she approaches the blob on the ground, (SLIGHTLY) Moldy Lumi realises, it is a “glue” trap. And there is something, completely still, stuck in the “glue”…