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someone stumbling home and making the most ridiculous food and shoving it all in their mouth like they haven’t eaten in days

drunk ordering the greasiest food and getting way too much but trying to eat it all anyway

and by the time they even start to feel full they’re already way past their limit, burping and rubbing their swollen belly shamelessly until they pass out

-You finally find another sickfucker in the same weird obscure fandom as you but they’re only interested in whumping characters you have no interest in whumping

-Your show has a sick/whump episode but the character dies/it gets resolved way too fast/you don’t care about the sick character

-The only fics you can find are so poorly written you can barely read them/for your NOTP/involve a trope you hate

-Your family member gets sick and absolutely will not shut up about it

-There’s a whole list of stories with the keyword “sick” but when you look through them it’s all “he’s sick of this,” “I have a sick mind,” “I was sick when I wrote this”

· Not finding the right sick. Want puke? Have colds. Want colds? Have whump. Want whump? Sorry pal, there’s slight mention of vomiting in this one.

· No sick art of your fav, not good enough at art/don’t do fanart and can’t draw it

· Whatever you find, it’s just not what you’re looking for. No matter what. You can’t find the one thing you legitimately want that is absolutely perfect.

· You find the perfect thing. Now you’ve woken up the demon inside of you and it’s hungry for more.

· Not being able to just hand over a sketchbook because you don’t want people that don’t know about your kink to see your kink art

you mean like scenarios? Abso Fucking Lutely anon

more imagine your OTP stuff because that’s my jammmmm

-Character A asks Character B to pat their back, which B is more than happy to do, and A lets out the biggest burp and B is super duper happy to help the person they love

-A has to console a super shy/polite character B who just burped by accident and feels really embarrassed

-A is giving B a belly rub and B either tells them where the air pockets are or guides their hand to help A help them burp

-A is rubbing B’s back/chest/stomach in just sort of a normal affectionate way and even though B hasn’t eaten in a while a burp creeps up on them and startles them both

-this kinda only works in like fantasy/historical settings but A has never had any carbonated drinks before and B gives them a bottle of soda with the biggest smile on their face and just… sits back and enjoys the show (time traveler otp maybe???)

-A either tends to eat fast or just has a gassy tummy in general, after a big meal they lay down together and B can feel A’s chest rumble with belches every so often as they drift off to sleep

-A tends to hiccup-burp when they have the hiccups and B is just like *shrug* its good that you’re getting all that air up ig

-if A is an Absolute Gremlin and knows how to burp on command they could save up a bunch of air until they see B and are just like “hi” and then let it all out at once

-A and B both stuffed full of greasy, unhealthy food and curled up against each other maybe reading or watching TV as they let out long, lazy belches

-burps that interrupt kisses, even better if A is like “fuck” and breaks away to cover their mouth and B is like “nope” and pulls them back into the kiss while they’re still mid-burp bc they don’t care and they want to keep kissing them

-A is cooking for B and/or feeding B and B burps as a way to show A that they’re full (depending on A’s personality this could go sooooo many different ways like they might just be really happy about it or even praise them for it hot damn or if A is a gremlin from hell they could be like “haha all you just did was make room for more” and stuff them even fuller)

hot water bottle: what makes them more comfortable when they aren't feeling well?

ice cream: are there any foods your character cant eat?

hold my hair back: do they like to be alone or have company when they feel ill?

thermometer: how do fevers effect your character's stomach?

carsick: does your character get motion sickness?

greasy spoon: how does your character's stomach react to junk food?

thanksgiving: how much can they eat without feeling sick? how much can they eat without GETTING sick?

hiccups: does your character get burpy/gassy/hiccupy when they eat too much?

belly rub: how does your character react when their significant other is sick?

vertigo: how does nausea effect your character? do they get dizzy?

stoic: is your character needy when they dont feel well? or do they prefer to suffer in silence?

bartender: has your character ever had a bad experience with over drinking?

bad memory: is there a food your character refuses to eat due to a bad experience with it?