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           Senior year at Braxton-Jacobs High was definitely a game-changing year for me. I’d gone from being somewhat of a nerd with a handful of friends to being cool with almost all of my peers. I say almost all because although I’d completely changed my image, there was one girl who still treated me like shit. Her name was Danielle Murphy and we used to be cool until seventh grade. For whatever reason, she became a major bitch to me and made it her mission to always fuck up my day. She once talked her friends into playing a prank on me where they somehow got the combination to my locker, stole my books, and tossed them in trash bins all around the school. Needless to say, I desperately wanted to get even.

           “Noah, how do you think you did on Mrs. Howell’s test?” my friend Caiden asked me as we sat in the senior lounge during our free period.

           “I know I got an A,” I answered confidently. “I mean, every question on the test came straight out of things that happened in chapters ten, eleven, and twelve from the book.”

           “Yeah, but I’m sure she put in a few trick questions.”

           “Even if she did, I know I still got an A.” The bell rang for seventh period and I asked him, “Are you staying after school today for the cyberteam meeting?”

                                              Me (Noah Ross)

           “Not today but I’ll definitely be at Thursday’s meeting when we get to hack computer systems again.”

           I rolled my eyes and said, “Of course you wouldn’t miss that. I’ll see you later, Caiden.”

           “Later, Noah.”

           We headed out of the senior lounge in separate directions. I was on my way to advanced biology in the building next door when I heard her annoying voice call out, “Girl, you gone be late if you don’t twirl and skip your fruity ass to your next class.”

           The night I met Derek Lewis was the night I became the man I am today. He completely changed my outlook on life. I’d been on the downlow since high school but I came out after being in a relationship with Derek for only six months. Those six months turned into five years and while I thought we were doing okay; he didn’t feel the same. I found out he’d been spending time with someone else and had been lying to me about hanging out with his friends. When I pressed him on it, he admitted that he’d been cheating on me for over a month. I was beyond devastated. I became broken and bitter and someone I didn’t recognize every time I looked at myself in the mirror. I needed to get back to being me but for a time, I didn’t know how. It wasn’t until Derek texted me out of the blue one day that I began to figure it all out.

           “You need some ass, Sherrod,” my best friend Brandon said to me as we exited the gym building into the parking garage. “Look, I fuck with this lil’ fem dude on the eastside with a bubble booty. He ain’t cheap but he got some serious skills. That’s my go-to when I can’t find any clean and good ass when I’m horny.”

           “You pay for ass?” I asked with a smirk.

           “Nigga, at least I don’t waste my money on OnlyFans!”

           “Hey, say what you want but at least I get my nut while looking at videos of good quality dudes I’d never get in person.”

           “True but it still ain’t got shit on the real thing. When was the last time you had some ass, dawg?”

           I paused by a concrete column and answered honestly, “My last time with Derek.”

                                          Me (Sherrod Hughes)

           “Wow. It’s been that long?”

           “Yeah, man.”

           “For what? Nigga, you used to get more ass than me back during our DL days. Them bottoms used to risk it all for some of that light-skinned pretty boy dick.” He laughed and asked, “What happened, bro?”

           I laughed and joked, “First of all, fuck you. Second, I just haven’t been looking. I mean, I get hit on and shit but I just don’t feel it.”

• car sex

• couch sex

• bedroom sex

• shower sex

• balcony sex

• changing room sex

• parking lot sex

• movie theater sex

1. Top turn on?

2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?

4. Last time you masturbated?

5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?

6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?

7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?

8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?

9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?

10. Dom or Sub?

11. Is pain a good thing?

12. Do you like biting?

13. Do you like scratching?

14. Are you slightly horny right now?

15. Are you very horny right now?

16. Do you like face fucking?

17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

18. Do you cook naked?

19. Do you like foreplay?

20. Have you had a vaginal orgasm?

21. Do you like sex with women?

22. Do you like sex with men?

23. Would you have sex with a trans* person?

24. Do you like your nipples played with?

25. Do you like your lips bitten?

26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?

27. How often do you masturbate?

28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?

29. Would you have sex with a married person?

30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?

31. Do you go outside naked?

32. Do you like being woken up with sex?

33. Do you give oral?

34. Would you let someone eat off of you?

35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?

36. Do you like having drunk sex?

37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?

38. What is your favorite thing about sex?

39. What is your favorite sexual setting?

40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?

41. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?

42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?

43. Do you like it rough or sensual?:

44. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?

45. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?

46. How do you feel about one night stands?

47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?

48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?

49. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?

50. Do you like kissing during sex?

51. Does size matter?

52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?

53. What does your favorite foreplay include?

54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?

56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?

57. Could you live without sex?

58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?

59. Do you like to perform oral sex?

60. Do you like to receive oral sex?

61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?

62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?

63. Have you ever been caught in the act?

64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?

65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?

66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?

67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?

68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?

70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?

71. Do you wear protection as often as you should?

72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?

73. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains ,whips, etc.)?

74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?

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