i love all my babygirls

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him