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hailcolumbia

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Who invited you here?

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He stares at her, down at the plate of biscuits he brought, and silently backs out of the door and closes it behind him.

#hailcolumbia #rip iorangi

mateship

commission done by @ask-p2-germany

kyle and @suckthekumara‘s iorangi (noah), aka australia and new zealand. i absolutely adore this. they look perfect. ;u;

mateship

@suckthekumara BRO

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BRO THIS IS STILL MY IPAD WALLPAPER, AHHHHH

how much money do i have to give them for another hgfjdgjkjfdghdk

#ooc #I'LL REBLOG THIS FOREVER

mateship:

‘Hey, hey, hey … have you considered that maybe … your opinion is still terrible and fucking wrong?’

‘I’ll consider reconsidering if you honestly admit to Take Away being a steaming pile of shit.’

#mateship #nobody on the dash?#[whispers] IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

This is nearly as fucked as the time Kyle made me watch Bad Boy Bubby with him and expected me to fucking like it.

#mateship

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me and hiffy: lel oceania is back on their bullshit

the remnants of the dash: leave again

#ooc

mateship:

Oh god, he can’t keep back his growing grin. His voice is filled with the sound of barely-contained laughter. ‘I put all my effort into the interviews.’

‘Interview? First date brown-eye is ambitious of you.’

#mateship #christ i hate them so muchhhhh

mateship:

Don’t crack. Don’t crack. ‘And steal your brand? Love, I would never. Your li’l bottom arse can keep it.’

‘My bottom arse has experience, Ahi. You, on the other hand, can’t even half arse a decent cover letter.’

#mateship #[drumroll begins]

mateship

suckthekumara:

‘Y’know bru…maybe, just maybe, and this is definitely a stretch with the pun fully intended, but said fruit-loop might’ve been propositioning you. Prostate-sitioning you. But I reckon a good curry could also fix any plumbing issues, eh?’

‘What? Noooo … you reckon? Damn.’ Kyle is trying so hard not to CRACK THE FUCK UP. ‘Oh, I’m totally down for a curry if you’re offering.’

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‘Conversely,’ And this is delivered with the utmost solemnity, ‘I can loan you my resume if needed.’

#mateship #The Resume Is Eternal

mateship:

‘Prob’ly that fruit-loop down the road. He offered me an examination outta the blue last week for five bucks but I said no. But now I reckon I could use that extra fiver for some hot chips.’

…

‘Hang on, why am I conversing with my arse?’ 🤭

‘Y’know bru...maybe, just maybe, and this is definitely a stretch with the pun fully intended, but said fruit-loop might’ve been propositioning you. Prostate-sitioning you. But I reckon a good curry could also fix any plumbing issues, eh?’

#mateship #it's like riding a fucking bike lmao

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mateship

suckthekumara:

‘Likely both; it’s a fucking sign that the end is coming…from your end.’

‘Fuck, now it’s making premonitions. Guess I better go see a doc ‘bout that.’

suckthekumara

‘So what kind of doc do you see about your arse having a bad case of the End of the World?’

#mateship #maybe a big F would cure what ails him

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Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

mateship

‘Is the wind talking? Or did I just fart?’

suckthekumara

‘Likely both; it’s a fucking sign that the end is coming...from your end.’

#mateship #((new lappie means i have to reharvest all my gifs lmao))

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Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

mateship

WHAT THE HONEST TO GOD FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

I’M SCREAMING

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HI LOVE I MISSED YOU TOO LMAO

#ooc #mateship #BRUUUUUUU

((TBH the real shock is that I decided on a whim to see exactly how dead the hetalia rp dash would be and IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, LADS--))

#ooc

Honestly, can’t believe @mateship isn’t dead.

#mateship #when will you finally off yourself and leave me the inheritance i deserve?

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rattle MY dags

Sure I’m your type? :}

#americananoveau #asks

suckthekumara

He has IN FACT interrupted seventeen Vdays because his date was shit and I was required by the bonds of pathetic codependency to go comfort him.

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If I count the ones where he’s interrupted because his date was shit AND he broke limbs, it’s closer to thirty.

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Honestly I know the xrays of his fucking legs better than his GP, most likely.

#mateship #Petition To Make Kyle Watson Stop

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