suck my glass

scoups: my standards for what i consider a date are so incredibly low like someone could take to the store to smell candles and i'd lose my mind.

jeonghan: i need to collect some new friends but at the same time don't ever talk to me

joshua: remember when people would freak out over the word moist? yeah what even was that?

jun: making jokes is better than any real coping mechanism

hoshi: i almost just impulse bought 1.8 pounds of rainbow sprinkles

wonwoo: we drove past an elementary school and i said "uck. children." out loud

woozi: the amount of passive aggressive tweets in my drafts is growing daily

dokyeom: that's it. i want a zoo.

mingyu: i just spent twenty-six dollars on some tea who am i?

the8: it's so sad that social media networks assume i'd like to see my feed in anything but chronological order.

seungkwan: if you purposely scare me might as well never try to talk to me again because i hate you

vernon: i highly recommend reading the wikipedia page on the origin of memes

LE: Yes Hani, that's the ocean

Hani: Whats on the other side of it?

LE: North America

Hani: How long would it take-

*flashback to jungkook chasing a raccoon after taehyung specifically told him not to*