Typical case of a skinny normal guy starting to get pudgy and soft.

Eat, eat~ good pig 🐖

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So you’re gonna tell me you waited all year for this holiday and you’re showing up with this obese body as your summer body? This is really not the flex you think it is, fatso. Having the biggest boobs at the summer bar as a guy is a disgrace. No wonder you don’t get any attention of the girls, chubbs, except to look in disgust at you.

I don’t believe it’s freezing cold in there for you, chubbs, with all that chub to keep you warm and those pudgy fat rolls to keep you floating. You’re not only the king of the buffet, you’re also a dramaqueen.

So you’re gonna tell me you waited all year for this holiday and you’re showing up with this obese body as your summer body? This is really not the flex you think it is, fatso. Having the biggest boobs at the summer bar as a guy is a disgrace. No wonder you don’t get any attention of the girls, chubbs, except to look in disgust at you.

“He’s a hungry man.” Yeah, no shit, we couldn’t tell that from seeing this gluttunous video. Something tells me he didn’t really need that ‘late night snack’ anymore, and it’s something very round. That fat gut looks stuffed to the brim after all the food and beer he put in there.

You aren't a fan of the GOAT, you’re just a goat for the buffet. Speaking of Messi, the only thing you two have in common is that you both have a ‘golden touch’, his is for the ball, yours is for the deep-fryer. You’re not playing a 4-3-3 formation, you’re a 4-3-3 serving size per meal. You’ve got so much gut hanging over that jersey, you’ve basically created a ‘False 9’ position right over your belt line. You’re not waiting for a trophy, you’re waiting for the chef to bring out more shrimp cocktail. You’re the only person in history who could wear a Messi shirt and actually make the shirt look like it’s playing defense against a massive wave of lard. Keep eating, champ. At this rate, you won't need a plane to get to Argentina, you'll just develop your own gravitational pull and the country will eventually drift toward you, tubbs.

You’re such a funny fat fool, chubbs! That’s not a bloat at all. I’ve never seen a bloat being so soft and squishy. The only thing that’s gonna pop here is the straining button of your tight pants, fatty. You’re not skinny anymore, even calling you skinnyfat would be an understatement these days.

And why do you think your ‘game’ only works on eachother, chubbs? Maybe because you don’t workout at all, but eat like you do. You’re having the confidence of a fit hunk, while having the fat body of a greedy piggy. It’s embarrassing how much your pudgy paunch is jiggling and puffing over the waistband of your tight swimming trunks, fatso. It would be better for you to be a bit humble instead, especially when you’re at the buffet.

A fat pig is going to eat to get fat like a pig

I think I’m getting a little chubby

can i still wear this out?

Might need a new suit