#SUCKMYBEARINGS is an indie roleplay of WHEELJACK from Transformers Prime.
WARNING ► Be advised that I am 30+ and I am PROSHIP / DEAD DOVE. Antis & minors, DO NOT INTERACT.
STATUS ► canon divergent ; dash only ; semi-active ; highly selective ; multiship ; multiverse ; mutuals only ; duplicate-friendly ; oc-friendly ; au-friendly ; crossover-friendly ; smut & nsft ; magic!anons & memes
PAGES ► dossier ; height charts ; self-promo ; tags ; verses ; relationships ; roleplay wishlist
RELEVANT SIDEBLOGS ►
@berth--breaking — sexually explicit roleplay, memes, and imagery. @wrenched--bearings — crack posts; keepsake posts; reblogs; mun musings and ooc posts; types of rp pompts; chatlogs and muse discussions; etc. @wrecker--radio — music aesthetic involving character development, his romantic ships, platonic ships, moods, scenes, etc.
EXCLUSIVES ►
Bulkhead [aligned] — @bubblegum-n-warpaint
Megatron [aligned] — @kaoniitegladiator
Megatron [animated] — @deceitfulcharmer
Miko Nakadai [aligned] — @bubblegum-n-warpaint
Optimus Prime [aligned] — @atlas-ordained
Ratchet [all continuities] — @autobotmedic
Starscream [divergent / all continuities] — @tacticturn
MAINS ►
Electron [oc] — @ruthlessandspeedy
Springer [idw] — @springingfromnothing
Starburst [oc] - @stellarcuriosity
Waterlily [oc] — @circuitry-and-chaos
CONTENT WARNING ►
The following dark & triggering themes can and/or will be explored:
alcoholism
aversion to giving / receiving acts of emotional intimacy & vulnerability
committing acts of extreme violence & torture
committing acts of interrogation torture tactics
committing acts of vandalism & destruction
domineering ; overbearing ; possessive ; jealous ; suspicious
explicit sexual content (sticky ; tactile ; sparkplay ; plug 'n' play)
explicit dubcon & noncon
kink exploration ; acts of sexual domination & control
post-traumatic stress disorder ; paranoia ; unprovoked fits of rage
self-harming & self-punishment
sexually derogative ; vulgar ; objectifying
suicidal thoughts & tendencies
unhealthy & dark romances
xenophilia (mechanoid x organic ; mechanoid x human)
voyeurism & exhibitionism
BLACKLIST TAGS ►
deceptijack, tw deceptijack, tw abuse, tw alcoholism, tw domestic abuse, tw dubcon, tw kink, tw mental illness, tw noncon, tw rape, tw self harm, tw sexual assault, tw sexual harassment, tw sticky, tw suicide, tw torture, tw xeno
CANON / LORE ►
⇀ Currently, these are the continuities I know:
Transformers Generation One & Headmasters
Transformers: Beast Wars
Transformers: Armada
Transformers: Animated
Transformers: Prime
Transformers 2007 ; Revenge of the Fallen ; Dark of the Moon ; Age of Extinction ; The Last Knight ; Rise of the Beasts
Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye
Transformers One
RULES & GUIDELINES ►
⇀ I go by Kristen.
⇀ This is a primary blog ; dashboard only.
⇀ Paragraph-styled roleplay is preferred.
⇀ Short dialogue & quick turn, multi-paragraph is my style; novella-length is avoided as I simply don't have the mental focus for it.
⇀ I DO NOT participate in “reblog karma”, though I do try to make the effort to send things in when I can (or if it interests my muse).
⇀ I have no triggers and I am willing to roleplay / explore anything. (I tag all sensitive/triggering topics.)
⇀ You MUST be 18+ to write with me.
⇀ I WILL NOT put sexually explicit content under “Read More” cuts. I will tag and label NSFT posts accordingly and/or continue them over at @berth--breaking.
⇀ I roleplay DARK and TRIGGERING themes:
It is your right to decline writing these types of themes with me, and I encourage you to do so if you're uncertain/uncomfortable! You are expected to respect those who are willing to write these types of themes, not vagueblog, send anonymous hate, or write up ridiculous callout posts. You are expected to either blacklist my tags or simply unfollow / hard block me if blacklisting is not enough. Your self-care and the content you're exposed to is your responsibility.
⇀ DO NOT unload your personal baggage onto me, please.
I have my own issues to contend with, and I’ve also had two extremely negative experiences being someone else’s emotional support system. So, please, don’t come to me about any self-depreciating thoughts of suicide, self-harm, deleting your blog, doubting the quality of your writing, etc. This also applies to your blog. I'm not dictating how you should run your blog, but I do ask that you keep all ooc negativity/vent posts (involving self-depreciative thoughts, suicidal ideations, threats of deleting your blog, etc.) tagged and/or under read-mores. It's absolutely your prerogative to use your roleplay blog as a place to also vent your negativity to your audience; however, if you don't give me the ability to blacklist it, then I will have unfollow and/or hard block you.
⇀ Be patient.
I am a genuine workaholic, employed at a place that enables it. Currently, I do not have the energy to plot or write long threads/stories between our muses. It's a struggle to find the time
⇀ Exclusives & Mains
Exclusives & Mains will always take priority; however, my muse will continue to follow where his interests take him, even among these two groups. Wheeljack does not acknowledge the existence of duplicates of those in the 'Exclusive' group.
⇀ Shipping
100% DOWN FOR IT! I love romance and shipping, especially crackships and rarepairs, but chemistry and a direction for the ship are required! (Mechanoids, Beastformers, & Humans/Organics are welcome!) EDIT (04/05/26) Wheeljack is SLOW BURN. Please, read this PSA.
