The Mighty Egg

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did