I'm a son of a gun

Base code/theme: Khruseos. (Preview).  | Code Download.

This is a fully functioning base code that simultaneously functions as its own standalone minimalist theme. Like the two previous themes, it is made specifically to be extremely non-coder friendly because of meta tag usage, which allows all of the work (including popup pages) to be done in the customization without ever needing to go into the code.

Features: 

Meta tags: For your convenience, these include dimensions for the height and width of the post content, description box and popup pages. Giving you incredibly easy opportunity to fit them all into even preset boxes within big graphical backgrounds. Recoloring: Very easy through, again, meta tags; full and detailed control. Responsive/fluid design: Interested in changing the width of the post content? Not a single worry, everything will scale accordingly, even the animated features. Sidebar images: Two at the top and two at the bottom, or prefer only the top row or bottom one or neither? You have those options with a single flip of a switch. Boxed blockquotes: One of the recognizable aspects of my themes, the ability to encase entire blockquotes with a box is included in this base code as well. Text-wrapping: Due to popular demand, text/icon wrapping has once made its return. Capital letter styling: To make use of this in posts and replies on top of the various locations you’ll find it already preset in the theme, you need to only underline the first letter of your post. To edit the font of these, find the tutorial here. Expanding and scrollable tags/asks: Hover over either and see the effect!

            Mama, we all go to Hell. Mama, we all go to Hell.                 I’m writing this letter and wishing you well.                                       Mama, we all go to Hell.

                                          Rules 🔪 About 🔪 Verses

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“i was hammered. i had no business DJ’ing.” “you know, out of context, that sounds overly sexual.” “my life is that .gif.” “you know, sometimes you gotta make them feel good at every angle.” “i’m the fourth of my kind.” “what are you, a human subspecies?” “that… that sounded like a dying dog.” “they’re doin’ like they do on the discovery channel.” “everyone gets to play with everyone’s stinky feet!” “i can hear my inner demons too much.” “yelp help!” “i was such a little baby goth.” “my goofy ass eyebrows.” “who let me do that?!” “your face was the personification of the buffering symbol.” “you wanna talk about it over a game of catch, buddy?” “aw, no, dude, i love my dad.” “he’s the only person i’ll ever catch balls with. — wait.” “just a couple of dudes bein’ bros…” “is this some kinda weird drug deal?” “you don’t wanna be part of our bean deal.” “i got that shit straight from Columbia… it’s coffee.” “ya need to be careful of the chinese mafia… the yakuza, man…” “hey, how do you spell wiener?” “it’s the same, but it’s different.” “… no, i know what those words mean.” “i’ll take you to mcdonald’s right now and eat you under the table!” “we only broke up because i’m REAL gay.” “sometimes, a dry dog is all ya need!” “do you wanna see the hairy banana?” “i don’t even wanna touch it.” “yeah, i have no gag reflex.” “balls are so soft!” “it’s so juicy, it’s coming out of my mouth!” “that chronic bubonic, kill you dead two-tonic.” “i’ll eat so much coconut, it’ll fuck your world up.” “i hear you’ve been dabbling in… the weed…” “i’m like the calico cat of humans.” “i wish i could make up hurricane names. who wouldn’t run from ‘Hurricane Smash-Your-Nuts?!’”

                             Ah~, look at all the lonely people

                              rules 💭 muses 💭 verses 💭 back to hub

                           But I don’t think I can stand to be                                   where you don’t see me

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I’m here to tell you that it’s okay and I’m sure you’re not the only one. Tell me, what’s wrong with writing two characters using two different perspectives? Authors do it all the time. Actors sometimes have to act with themselves. Voice actors sometimes have to talk to themselves. There’s nothing wrong with writing a thread all by yourself. It’s almost like writing a fan-fiction! If you’re having fun why not? 

Plus, who’s it harming when you write with yourself? If anything it helps you practice writing in a comfortable way, where the only judge is you. So, if you want to write with yourself, I say why not? It’s your blog and you’re allowed to do what you want.