my otp - my boys

Louis: “Thank You Modest!” (Sarcastically 🙃)

Louis: “F*ck that i will stand up to management”

Niall: “Not anymore Simon” (Louis told him to say it)

Interviewer: “If you could wish for anything money can’t buy what would it be?”

Harry: “Freedom”

Louis Tweet:

Harry’s Tweet:

Liam talking about his ‘We Are The Quite Ones’ tattoo:

“I was a bit p*ssed off about something, when we were in the band and there was a lot of animosity going on, i got this little skull design and it says ‘we are the quiet ones’ because we were never allowed to say anything, nobody wanted to ‘tarnish’ the image of whatever was going on, so trying to hide a bunch of stuff bleeds over into your normal life as well as playing whatever character it is you play as a celebrity or a performer”

Liam again: “ i use to get off stage and then you’d be that high off all the endorphins, whatever, get horrendously drunk, get up at like 5 o’ clock in the afternoon, and then do it all again. But we used to come off the stage, because, at the time, towards the end of it, when we were that busy, it was like, you would. We’d write the album in two weeks. The problem we had is that they used to sell the tour before we’d written the album. So they’d sell the tour and be alright, “We’ve sold the stadium.” Because we knew, it was going really well. The one thing i say to people is, getting into all this sort of stuff is, the success is the bit that will kill ya more than anything. When it’s not successful, you’re just kind of working harder at it depending on the person you are. But most of the time, the successful bit, it just scared the sh*t out of me and i wanted nothing to do with it, i had no personal life. I learned nothing about myself. Like, i remember getting into therapy one time and the guy was like, “What do you like to do?” I didn’t know. I haven’t got a clue. So i just sat there in the chair going like, “what do i actually like?” I just lived so long as this like reclusive pop star who was afraid of people, who just starved inside all the time.”

Liam talking about the split: “ It was really scary at first, but i needed to stop definitely. It would’ve killed me.”

“In the end, i really genuinely do think that we need the break that we had because it was just getting so hectic like we would literally be at award shows and we’d never- We’d win the most awards of the night and then never see the afterparty. We’d already be on a plane going somewhere else to do the next show to go somewhere else, just by the end of it, it was just like, we were kids man.”

Liam about the role he played “All the boys would be causing trouble and being destructive, i would get a call saying that i had to be the one to stop it and sort them out, i had to be the one to sort out a bunch of 17-19 year olds with me also being the same age i wasn’t allowed to be a kid” ( This isn’t word for word)

Liam on mental health: “ Going out and putting that happy smile on my face and singing the songs, honestly, sometimes it was like putting on one of those costumes, going out there and, underneath the costume, people don’t really see what’s going on.” (He also mentioned about drinking before going on stage)

Liam about his hair for ‘For You’: “ I wanted to dye my hair blonde but my management wouldn’t let me, so i shaved it instead, they weren’t too happy about that”

Zayn: “ i think back to performances towards the end, when we were in stadiums, i wasn’t really ever able to enjoy the experience. The machine had gone too fast.”

“Management took over the minutiae. Days were structured ‘so that you didn’t have time to think because you were concentrating so hard on work. I lost my hearings of what time it was, sometimes, what day it was.’”

James Corden: “Do you like Simon Cowell?”

Niall on a lie detector: “Sometimes”

Louis reading: “if you could ask for something knowing the answer is ‘yes’ what would you ask for?”

“Wow, that is a good question, there is a few things going through my head, things that i am not allowed to say, come back to me on that one”

Harry: “i should thank Simon for creating us in his little test tubes”

Reactions to Louis LEAVING Syco:

“Happy for you” “This is exciting”

“Greater things ahead”

“Very excited for you” “you deserve it”

“gotta be a great feeling!”

Okay so I just watched the full Piers Morgan interview (yes I’m slow I’m sorry) and was literally loving the Larryness and wanted to write about it cuz I feel like it’s under appreciated.

Two disclaimers before I start

1. This is gonna be a lot of me reaching so if you are gonna complain then plz go. 

2. I’m not going to be putting any photos or stuff in so you might wanna follow along with the interview alongside this post.

Let’s start with Harry’s interview. 

Piers starts off with “Are you dating Kendall Jenner? Yes or no?”

The question is laid out in a way where Harry can literally answer using one word however he stutters an awful lot for such a simple question. These are the events to follow (follow along if you don’t trust me 😂)

Harry: *Stutters* “Erm I mean we went out for dinner but No”

Louis: Then looks off camera looking less than impressed

Zayn: Looks at Louis with one of those “What the fuck, really?” Kinda smiles

So Harry has already said “No” but Piers continues to push calling it a “hot date” and “budding romance”

Harry: Looks very uncomfortable and looks off 

Probably Management: Shouts “move on!”

My question is, why would management want to stop talking about Kedall (don’t say because Harry’s uncomfortable, as that was kinda the point of the interview) and anyway if Kendall was such a taboo topic and they knew Harry would feel uncomfortable then Piers Morgan wouldn’t have been allowed to asks the question. Unless it was to address rumours.

This clearly wasn’t a ploy to shut down rumours, otherwise Harry would’ve answered with a simple “No” and Piers wouldn’t have kept pushing.

Management clearly don’t have a problem talking about Harry and Kendall or the question wouldn’t have been allowed.

So the only reasoning is that they wanted to fuel the rumours and and when Harry wasn’t obliging they shut the question down before Harry managed to completely deny them.

Can I just add that after this question Louis then says to Piers “you stink” as a clear way of moving the topic along. (He is also very Sassy and cold towards Piers for the rest of the interview which is find quite entertaining. Jelouis much?)

Now onto Louis’s interview, which, My God there’s a lot to talk about.

Before we begin can I just say that for most of the questions asked during this interview there is a link to the fans. Either loosely by saying “the fans wanted to know” or by directly quoting their username. That is, except from these next three.

1. “What is the one rumour that you never wanna hear about yourself again?”

Piers starts asking this question before he’s even sat down which I think is slightly odd as with every other boy he had a little introduction first. This fact alone makes it painfully obvious that the question is set up and pre rehearsed. I mean it’s the perfect excuse to deny the Larry rumours that were blowing up at the time. But Louis is having none of it.

He replies with “That I’m not very good at football” (Avoiding the denial like the King he is)

Obviously not the answer they needed, so Piers keeps pressing

2. “What is the worst thing you’ve read about yourself?”

Louis then talks about the boys dying (yes King ily)

(Even if these weren’t setups, and Louis hated Larry rumours as much as he made out. These questions were perfect opportunities for him to say “That me and Harry are dating” )

3. “Do you enjoy fame or do you find its suffocating?” (or words to that effect)

Prepare for the reach

Okay, I apologise in advance, but this could possibly be another push at a denial. Its worded in a way where Louis could’ve said “yeah sometimes the fans are suffocating when they analyse things with me and Harry”

However (I’ll say it again, like the King he is) Louis flips the question round so that the fans are what takes the pressure off and what makes everything worth it. (I love him)

Part two of Louis’s interview, this feels less set up, but is still important.

Can I also just point out that Louis is asked five questions (rather than two like the other boys) It’s almost as if the first three weren’t actually part of the fan questions. Cuz they weren’t asked by fans.

So now we are onto Louis actual interview (not the set ups) the first question (asked by an actual fan with a username might I add) is…

“Who has had the most girlfriends in your entire lifetimes?”

Louis response is “Define girlfriends” which I LOVE because wtf do you think he means, beards and boyfriends are not included Louis. (Also not the first time Louis has asked “Define girlfriends”) This is probably the most noted moment of this interview.

This next thing Louis says is much more subtle (again, I’m probably reaching) but he turns around to the boys and says “any help boys, whose had the most-” Then he pauses. Then he puts emphasis on “girl” “Whose had the most,,, GIRLfriends”  This seems insignificant but I think it’s interesting that he wants to emphasise the word ‘girl’ after saying 'define girlfriends’. Basically he’s telling Harry that boyfriends don’t count. 

After proving that neither Louis nor Harry can answer relationship questions properly Piers makes it easier and goes round asking how many girls they’ve all kissed.

Niall, Liam, and Zayn all answer simply enough.

However, somehow Harry manages to make even this question complicated and he only actually talks about girlfriends from when he was a child (interesting)

Louis then chips in with “Primary school’s a bit weird isn’t it” which, to me, sounds a lot like something a gay man, who dated lots of girls in primary school, would say (I’m not saying that’s the case, it’s just an interesting thing for Louis to say)

The question then makes it way back to Louis (who also manages to make it complicated) I love coincidences

Louis says he’s had “only one proper Relationship”  (which sounds a lot like Zayn’s answer, only Zayn says 'Girlfriend’ rather than 'Relationship' again this doesn’t mean anything, it’s just interesting)

And only one?? So did Hannah not exist, or are you literally confirming that Eleanor isn’t your girlfriend? (Interesting, very interesting, butthatsnoneofmybusiness 🐸☕️)

Then he adds “Probably two” which I’m confused about because idk of hes answering the kissing question and means two kisses or he’s adding to he’s previous answer and saying he’s probably had two relationships (one proper)

If he means kisses, then he’s literally lying because there’s photos of him kissing Hannah AND a girlfriend before Hannah (so has he not kissed Eleanor or…)

If he means relationships then again I’m confused because what makes Hannah any less proper than Eleanor (or vice versa).

Someone explain because neither make sense unless he’s talking about Harry and Hannah was that 'weird stage’ in school that we mentioned earlier 

Okay last, but definitely not least, my favourite question of the interview (again asked by an actual Twitter user)…

“What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught one of the other band members doing?”

Liam: Laughs Niall: L A U G H S (okay so he definitely has something in mind) Harry: We’re live remember (Louis comes in with a VERY forceful “yep”)

What Harry says tells me there are a lot of things that can be said that are either unsuitable for some viewers (therefore sexual) or something that they can’t say (has to be kept secret) or both (*Cough* Larry *Cough*)

Louis then says “Anything clean” and Niall replies “No”

Okay so

1. Niall has caught another band member doing something sexual 2. Both Louis and Harry are keen to remind the boys to keep it clean because they’re live

Interesting 

Anyway… I’m assuming Niall (or one of the other boys) says something because Harry then looses it and the attention is turned to him. (Can we please also appreciate Louis face while Harry is laughing)

When questioned Harry responds “Nothing” and puts his head in his hands embarrassed, and Louis laughs awkwardly (right okay)

THEN, when questioned further, Harry says “I haven’t caught any[one]” (This is all starting to come together nicely)

So,

3. Harry didn’t catch anyone, meaning someone caught him. Meaning it was Harry that Niall caught (*wink wonk*)

Zayn then does something (off camera, annoyingly) because Louis laughs and Harry points at Zayn (interesting that it’s those two)

Harry then says “It was nothing”. If you pause just after Harry says this you can see that Zayn is looking at Louis and laughing. In fact, if you pause at the right time, you can see that ALL the boys (excluding Harry) are looking at Louis

Right,

4. Considering the fact that Harry was the one caught, an awful lot of attention seems to be on Louis

Finally, Harry says “It was erm no big deal” (not what his face is implying) and then management (probably) jumps in and says “Last question please” and moves Piers along.

Hmm management getting involved again (someone doesn’t want people finding out about Harry’s real love life even though you’re happy to let the media pair Harry off with another girl every other week) Fuck off modest.

So yeah, Conclusion? Larry fucked and someone caught them (we always knew that). Hendall was fake as fuck (we also always knew that). Louis doesn’t know what a girlfriend is (I could’ve guessed). And he also doesn’t hate Larry rumours (we knew that too).

Oh so I guess we learnt nothing from this interview. Oh well it was fun having things confirmed for us 😊

Adios, Larry is real 💙💚

photo taken a second before disaster…

photo evidence of the disaster happening..

photo taken post disaster

bring harry some water hes looking real thirsty

he just lunges at lou as if its totally normal

it happened too fast so lous just like oh shit fuck

he didnt expect it but hes looks really amused

harrys way too pleased with himself

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So turns out at every 1:32, our Boo Bear is there!

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