I told you to shut up - Jaskirat x Uzair
demon x a very grumpy human
disclaimer- THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY!!! it will be explicit (bp uzair uk-) so be aware. and i have unintentionally made uzair a hindu balochi (due to some comedic dialouges). and its my first time writing ANY KIND OF FICTION so please bear with me. NOW GO AND ENJOY HEHE
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prologue Chapter-1 Chapter-3
There's Hindu mythological elements in this chapter- i twisted a lot of stuff to align the story. Raja Mahabali will be mentioned, he was the asura king during the Vaman avatar of lord Vishnu and is said to have gained the boon of immortality.
That's all from my side, enjoy!!
It would not be a tough job to kidnap Jaskirat.
Just give the kid three scoops of chocolate ice cream and heโll follow you in falling off a cliff.
Well rather than kidnapping Jassi, Uzair paid for his ice cream in exchange of information.
He now knew more about the mythological world of supernatural identities than the local templeโs pandit.
Jaskirat was a descendent of king Mahabali, one of the eight immortal beings in Hinduism.
Every demon worker in the netherworld shared some kind of blood relation with the king himself so Jaskirat did too.
These demons worked for the regulations of all the creatures in the three worlds, the heaven, the earth and the hell. They were continuously assigned to heaven to help in maintenance of dead peopleโs karmic debts which were already paid, In the second world they helped people pay their karmic debts and in the third world they destroyed the ones who failed.
The only perk they had while working was that they could bother anyone interesting enough to them in their extra time.
The daughter of king Mahabali, namely โUshaโ was the boss of all the management, she maintained the SRBs of all the demon going out in the second and first worlds for work. And her brother namely โBanaโ handled the ones working within the third world itself.
Jassi described himself as a second stage worker because he could freely roam in earth and hell but not in heaven. (Uzair had a hard time believing if the boy could even work properly because of the ice cream stain on his t-shirt at that moment-)
When asked about Uzairโs karmic debt the boy simply said he did not come in the official work category rather he was in the โinteresting people to botherโ category chosen by Jaskiratโs sister.
The SRB of the kid would be in Uzairโs possession till the date of returning would bind Jaskirat to return to his familial world.
He claimed that he could help Uzair in as many tasks as Uzair could desire.
ย Well, he didnโt really convince Uzair in that matter because how can someone believe that a man who ate three scoops of chocolate ice cream, got chocolate on his nose, chin and eyelashes in turn and scurried all over in a park to hug tress because they looked lonely standing alone would help him in handling real estate business.
Apparently, Jaskirat had a family in the third world too, he had two sisters, a very worried mother and a strict but softened from time father. Uzair could figure out that the boy was closest to his elder sister โHarleenโ from the way he described her but loved the younger one โJasleenโ a lot too.
And he was on good terms with his boss, so she gave him an extended holiday for the โDakshinayanโ this year.
But he got bored playing with the Rurus and Krimis (some young torturers in hell, Uzair found out) so Jassi went onto bother his sisterโs current assignment which in turn resulted in him ending up with Uzair.
โDo all demons look like humans naturally?โ Uzair asked on their return trip from the park.
Jaskirat who had already finished his ice cream and was now kicking rocks on the street while walking, answered, โyes, we do look like humans most of the time but every demon has its own signature extra part called โAdvaitaโ like Harleen has a very long braid decorated with magical flowers.โ
โThe Advaita can be expressed voluntarily but it gets active on default when we enter the third world or are in a state of extreme pleasure.โ
Uzair made an o sound with his lips and then smiled curiously, โwhatโs your Advaita then?โ
Jassi chuckled nervously, โI- umm itโs not that amazing or something, I will definitely tell you some other timeโ
Uzair sensed the usual chirpiness slowly ebbing away from the boy so he did not push about the topic.
After walking a little more in comfortable silence. His house seeped into his view โwe are about to reach home; do you have something you wanna try kid?โ
Hearing that question, Jaskirat stopped abruptly and turned towards Uzair who had also paused seeing the boyโs reaction.
He crossed his arms and stared at Uzair in annoyance, โhow many times do I need to remind you?โ
โThat I am not a kid.โ
โYou do look and act like one Thoโ
โI could be centuries older than your great grandfather Uzairโ
Uzair chuckled at the boyโs annoyingly cute voice, โexactly how old are you than Mr. Great grandfather jii?โ
โI have been 25 since the Treta yuga Uzairโ
Uzair kept staring at very serious Jaskirat waiting for him to crack a smile and exclaim that his previous statement was a joke.
Jaskirat was now trying to pull his human out of the very worrying stupor he had entered โUzair?โ
While Uzairโs mind kept ringing with โuzair.exe. stopped workingโ.
Jassi shook the guy as hard as he could manage without harming him to break the guyโs dumbstruck bubble.
โHAAAโ Uzair screamed and blinked furiously while being shaken like a jar of pickles by the little demon.
โThank Yamraj YOU ARE RESPONDINGโ
โNever mind, letโs go home human.โ
Jaskirat started pulling Uzairโs hand and dragging him to go home while Uzair was suspiciously complying without any sarcasm aimed at their situation.
This worried Jaskirat a little, who had only seen the human unable to hold back any snarky comment that came to his mind.
Still, he dragged Uzair till they reached the threshold of his house. Uzair punched the code on the door from his implicit memory and walked inside in a dazed state, falling on the couch like a bag of very heavy emotions, Jaskirat followed suit but in a more conscious state.
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Damn, the pillow beneath Uzairโs head was really comfortable, angled at just the right position.
Uzair nuzzled more in the soft pillow, it even smelled really good.
The pillow was just the right size for him to cuddle the shit out of it, he wrapped his hands around the pillow and strangely the pillow was hard and soft at different spots, must have been the massage thing Yalina was talking about.
Suddenly, a hiss sound interrupted Uzairโs heavenly circumstances, โouch-โ, that sound made Uzairโs bleary eyes open to the world.
The chin of a very amusedly in pain Jaskirat the demon came into his view, Uzair slowly tried to comprehend the situation in which he was fixed.
He had wrapped Jassi with his limbs like an octopus, Uzairโs hands hugging Jassiโs waist, his head angled in a way on the boyโs shoulder that his each breath landed on the demonโs neck, his right leg tangled with Jaskiratโs left one, and the demonโs hand on his head like he was patting Uzair continuously throughout his nap time.
Embarrassingly enough, Uzair wasnโt able to get out of the cuddle position as fast as he wished to do. He removed himself from near the other body and scooted over to the corner of the couch, his mind still catching up to all the sudden labor he was doing immediately after waking up.
Jaskiratโs hand dropped and he smiled innocently at Uzair, which in turn annoyed the human more.
โWhy the hell was I in that position you opportunistic creature?โ
Jaskirat shut his mouth up but kept smiling because he had one of the best times having the human lie on him for sleeping.
Uzair sighed, standing up from the couch, he kept glaring at the seemingly innocent boy and muttered โIโll be back after washing up my face and then weโll figure out what to do-โ
Jaskirat sitting up straight, nodded his head in agreement and then proceeded to flop back on the couch like a golden retriever after a fulfilling day.
Uzair shook his head in exasperation and then proceeded to walk out of the hall.
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He was lying on the couch on his stomach and drawing circles on the ground with his fingers while his human was still out there somewhere โfreshening upโ or whatever humans tend to do.
Uzair was cute, he did not completely disregard Jaskirat which he expected from his first encounter with a human, he looked smart enough and always explained Jaskiratโs doubts clearly (he was a little cranky every time that happened but Jaskirat Singh Rangi was born postive).
His human felt like someone Jaskirat would like to take back home to meet his parents, his sisters would love him because he would team up with them against Jassi.
Uzair felt like the person his mom talked about when she discussed Jaskiratโs future.
Anyways, the thoughts about Uzair were not entirely able to kill his boredom.
The black box thingy in front of him suddenly looked very appealing and starving of touch, so Jassi got up to do exactly what he thought the device wanted from him.
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Uzair returned from his room after roughly ten minutes, adorned in comfortable black trousers and light blue collared t-shirt.
He walked down the stairs to enter the hall where he left the little demon previously.
This thought hit Uzair right in the head when he saw the situation that his living room was in.
Jaskirat was standing near the wall where usually his television used to be, the television which was right now in the demonโs hands and was being shook like a sprinkler of salt.
This man is said to be alive since the Treta yuga.
โWhat kind of witchery are you trying to commit with my tv-โ
Jaskirat immediately looked up towards Uzair with his confused faced melting into a relived one.
Jassi asked in an annoyed voice, โwhatโs inside this big box? It looked like it needed to be touched to open. I have been trying since the last five minutes but it just wonโt budge-โ
โPut-it-downโ Uzair ordered while massaging his head with his hand.
โOk but how will it open without being shook- โ
โJust put it down and Iโll show you some magicโ
โOkay sir- I mean Uzairโ
The boy tucked the tv back into its original place on the wall and scurried over to the baloch, who was still palming his forehead in a headache reducing motion.
โMake it work pleaseโ Jaskirat said in a whispery voice standing near Uzair.
The human sighed and moved forward to pick the remote from the small table in front of the couch, he sat down with the remote in his hand and motioned for Jassi to do the same.
โNow hereโs the magical part, which we humans refer to as technology.โ
He turned on the screen with a flick on the remote and turned to see Jaskiratโs reaction.
โAre you a wizard Uzair?โ
โNo, I am a human Mr. treta yugaโ
โI never knew humans could use magicโ
โA humanโs brain is its biggest magical weapon, Jassi.โ
The conversation blended into the atmosphere as the tv turned fully on and was now on its home page.
โSo, since I donโt think you have any better hangout ideas left to do with a human, letโs have a movie marathon.โ Uzair paused after that sentence because he knew he had opened another flood of questions for the demonโs curious mind with the words he had muttered.
โWhat is a movie and why are we running a marathon with it?โ
Uzair sighed for the nth time that day but still proceeded to answer the boyโs questions in the calmest way possible.
This hangout was going to be long.
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the story that i am writing : ๐๐ฉท๐ฅฐ๐
the playlist i am listening to : ๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐ชข
genuinely, i was listening to songs like- udd da punjab, 8 parche, ez-ez, binte dil etc. etc.
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE A SONG LIST FOR THIS STORY-
thank you so much for readingggg <3
