You know Larry is real

Okay so I had a really great post ready about how things are looking good. How we haven’t had stunts for a while, the boys seem freer, Louis promo is improving, and maybe everything is coming to an end (if you still want that post please let me know). But then things turned to shit. We had about three stunts in the space of a few days, Louis’ songs JLY and BTY were completely ignored in an article, and all the media focus was on Louis stunts rather than his music, once again. In the midst of all that, Harry got mobbed in Paris and sexually assaulted at another show. Which I’m still completely disgusted about and still can’t quite believe anyone would ever think that’s an okay thing to do.

So yeah it’s all been pretty negative but recently we’ve gotten some tea ☕️

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First of all, after Harry was sexually assaulted (yes @ the media, it is called S e x u a l A s s a u l t. Not an ‘awkward encounter because of some crazed fan’ CALL IT WHAT IT IS PLEASE) anyway after that disgusting thing happened, a couple of people spoke out about it including our very own captain Niall, and also this guy

He met with Harry a couple days ago

And seems to be a really big supporter of Harry. Anyway, if you look at who Khalid is following you’ll see he is following Harry and Louis (and none of the other boys)

In fact he’s following Steve Aoki and Bebe Rexha (who I know are artists in their own right, but it’s a nice coincidence that they’re also connected to Louis). This happens an awful lot. Take Bebe herself for example, she follows both Harry and Louis and none of the other boys. In fact she was WILD. She talked about Harry an awful lot and never mentioned the other boys. This also happened with Steve Aoki at first as well (although he does now follow all the boys).

Not only that, but Louis also JUST followed Khalid. Just after Harry met him, and just after he spoke out about the assault.

And this has happened before as well, take Louis following DJ Kahled’s son just before Harry covered wild thoughts (he already followed Kahled but he still had to show his support somehow :’) )

So please don’t @ me saying any of these are coincidences because it happens an awful lot and not with any of the other boys, ONLY with Harry and Louis.

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Now onto the other sip of tea 😂

Katie Waissel tweeted this

We all know that One Direction were, and Louis still is, with SYCO. I’m so glad Katie spoke out about this, it’s such a brave thing to do and I also hope it spirals a domino effect so that other people begin to expose this mess and bring more light to how awful SYCO is. Also, this is for anyone who refuses to accept that SYCO are disgusting enough to closet people. Here’s the proof that they are a vile company. This also isn’t the first time people have spoken out about SYCO or Modest!

Also, Katie then went on to like a lot of replies, and a LARGE amount of them were about Larry

To me it does look like she was just scrolling through her replies and liking all of them. However, she must have at least been reading the replies (as there are a couple she hasn’t liked). This is a very serious topic and I think it would be very irresponsible to be shading Larry if they aren’t actually a couple. If the Het narrative is true, and Louis and Harry hate the gay rumours I think it would be very stupid to like tweets about them and throw accusations around like that. She clearly wants this to be taken seriously so she needs to be careful with what she’s liking and I highly doubt she’d like tweets about Larry for the sake of it if there’s no truth behind it. I also want to add that Katie was on the same series of X factor as One Direction so she would’ve know the boys while they were still free and probably into their career as they’re both with SYCO.

So a massive well done to Katie for speaking out about this issue and hopefully it will encourage other people to speak out about it

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Finally, I just saw this on my Instagram timeline…

And erm ☕️☕️☕️.

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I hope you’re loving this tea as much as I am. And please tell me if you still want me to publish the post about everything coming to an end (even though most of it doesn’t apply anymore) please let me know. (Reply to this)

Also thank you for the all the notes on my iheartradio post 💗💗 bye my loves ✌️ Larry is real 💙💚

Monday 25th September 2017

-The first thing on this post is some bullshit, so I apologise for that, but this photo came out today 

Yep I told you it's bullshit. However I think I'd be more bothered if this was less predictable. I KNEW we'd be getting a stunt after this weekend. This picture was from the 14th of September yet it only comes out now??? Okay then. It's clearly damage control from the weekend (check out my last post for details on that). I also think it could be damage control for Thurday, considering it's the 28th of SEPTEMBER, and I'm expecting lots of extraness at Harry’s show. 

-Lets move on from that and cleanse ourselves with this BLESSING

Thank you Phil Sharp 🙏🏻

Here they are again, close up, because who doesn't want that?

This article and BEAUTIFUL photo from Louis also came out (he's been blessing us so much recently) 

I love how unbelievably humble he is. Ugh we honestly don't deserve such royalty.  

Harry's show

-Interestingly we got a lot of pre show photos of HARRY with his crew, for the first time. Here are a couple

 This is very interesting because we haven't had these before, but now that he's flown across the country we get them. Coincidence? I think not. I just think a certain someone who he can't be photographed with is no longer glued to his side 

-We also found out that Harry added vinyl to his merch collection 

-Harry tweeted this before going on stage

-Then this happened 

Harry sang girl crush which, we've spoken about before in this fandom and it's gay af when sung from a guys point of view without any lyric changes (read the lyrics if you don't believe me). Harry is a guy, and he sung without any lyric changes.

However, people swear they hear him say change ‘you’ to ‘him’. Listen to this with headphones, all the way to the end, and tell me what you think. Personally, as much as I want to, I don't hear it (even in slow mo) but lots of people do so idk. He could be saying 'him’, I want him to be saying ‘him’, but I personally don't think he is.

-Finally, there was a lot confusion about pride flags and whether they were being confiscated at the venue and why they were being confiscated. 

Obviously I wasn't there, so I don't know what went down, but to me it sounds a lot like the venue just didn't want the flags being thrown on stage, so they took one for Harry to have on stage and the person from the right photo misinterpreted intentions. I completely get not wanting things thrown on stage but I do think it could have been handled a lot better.

But whatever happened doesn't matter, as our proud son pulled through and gave us this speech

HES SO PROUD, And I'm proud of his pride “EMBRACE” ❤️💛💚💙💜

-Here are some HQs of the night 

Finally here's some random shit that I found that fits no category

-First thing was this...

Idk how real this is, (although I'm pretty sure it's not fake) and if it is real then fuckkkk this is emotional. Interpret it as you wish but it definitely sounds like a man who knows what it's like to be hurt and in love. (Aka something more substantial than a winter fling) 

-Finally Harry wrote a message for a fan, and I'll just leave this here

That's all for today, 

Peace out bitches ✌️ Larry is real 💙💚 And here's Harry blowing you a kiss and loving everyone no matter what 💗

So let’s talk about this weekend because the Larents have been extra as fuck.

Lairport 3.0?

Okay so no, there wasn’t another ‘Lairport’ incident, but we did however get this post from BEFORE Harry’s performance,

This photo was taken on the 22nd, meaning Louis was in Vegas on the 22nd ready to support Harry. The ‘#larryisreal” is also interesting because I want to know what made him write that? Most of my logic is telling me that he only used it to bring loads of excited fangirls to his page so he could get more likes and publicity. This makes a lot of sense, however if you look through his posts you’ll notice he doesn’t use ‘clickbait’ per say (suggestive hashtags) very often, if at all. He’s met a lot of celebrities and I haven’t found a post where he uses suggestive tags before this one. Also, using Larry for likes and comments is disgusting if you ask me, and obviously I don’t know what this guy is like, but he seemed to really respect Louis. 

Encouraging ‘hated’ rumours about a guy you really respect seems counter intuitive to me. 

Speaking of being a supportive husband these two videos came out.

This one you can hear someone who sounds an awful lot like Louis saying “you’re welcome”

And in this one Louis voice is saying “yeah I know”. People also picked up on the fact that this must’ve been filmed from a VIP box considering the lack of screams, making the possibility of it being Louis even more likely. 

Finally, this video came out, which killed me. I KNOW it’s reaching, but it made my Larrie heart warm

Extra™ Outfits 

Harry

So Harry’s outfit was extra from the offset. With his rope patterned suit and his shirt covered in roses.

Can we also point out how Harry has had his neck covered since his first show (where his chest was pretty much on full display). Louis what did you do to him ;)

Louis 

1. DENIM JACKET

2. ARE HIS ANKLES COMING BACK????

So moving on from that, his outfits also seemed to be sending a message. 

Idk if I’m reaching, but that, combined with his new style, his ANKLES, the fact that he’s clean shaven and is GLOWING with happiness -

( X )

( X )

( X Look at his fond face when he gets called Harry)

- make me feel like something good is coming. Also, all this has coincincided with Eleanor getting a job (woah calm down a job! Ikr) at a modelling agency. So I don’t wanna get my hopes up, but maybe Elounor 2.0 is coming to an end? 

Random shit

So the last thing I wanted to talk about was this

I literally don’t know what to say about this, apart from ‘how the fuck were they allowed to word it like that?’ 

Basically my Larrie ass was on fire this weekend and I feel like something big (but good) is coming. But I also don’t wanna get my hopes up so I’ll try and chill.

Also, look at the husbands 

That’s all for now. I might start doing weekly update posts like this (if I have time) and I’ll leave you with the purest friendship in the world. Adios bitches, Larry is real ✌💙💚

Okay so I just watched the full Piers Morgan interview (yes I'm slow I'm sorry) and was literally loving the Larryness and wanted to write about it cuz I feel like it's under appreciated.

Two disclaimers before I start

1. This is gonna be a lot of me reaching so if you are gonna complain then plz go. 

2. I'm not going to be putting any photos or stuff in so you might wanna follow along with the interview alongside this post.

Let's start with Harry’s interview. 

Piers starts off with “Are you dating Kendall Jenner? Yes or no?”

The question is laid out in a way where Harry can literally answer using one word however he stutters an awful lot for such a simple question. These are the events to follow (follow along if you don't trust me 😂)

Harry: *Stutters* “Erm I mean we went out for dinner but No”

Louis: Then looks off camera looking less than impressed

Zayn: Looks at Louis with one of those “What the fuck, really?” Kinda smiles

So Harry has already said “No” but Piers continues to push calling it a “hot date” and “budding romance”

Harry: Looks very uncomfortable and looks off 

Probably Management: Shouts “move on!”

My question is, why would management want to stop talking about Kedall (don't say because Harry's uncomfortable, as that was kinda the point of the interview) and anyway if Kendall was such a taboo topic and they knew Harry would feel uncomfortable then Piers Morgan wouldn't have been allowed to asks the question. Unless it was to address rumours.

This clearly wasn't a ploy to shut down rumours, otherwise Harry would've answered with a simple “No” and Piers wouldn't have kept pushing.

Management clearly don't have a problem talking about Harry and Kendall or the question wouldn't have been allowed.

So the only reasoning is that they wanted to fuel the rumours and and when Harry wasn't obliging they shut the question down before Harry managed to completely deny them.

Can I just add that after this question Louis then says to Piers “you stink” as a clear way of moving the topic along. (He is also very Sassy and cold towards Piers for the rest of the interview which is find quite entertaining. Jelouis much?)

Now onto Louis’s interview, which, My God there's a lot to talk about.

Before we begin can I just say that for most of the questions asked during this interview there is a link to the fans. Either loosely by saying "the fans wanted to know" or by directly quoting their username. That is, except from these next three.

1. “What is the one rumour that you never wanna hear about yourself again?”

Piers starts asking this question before he's even sat down which I think is slightly odd as with every other boy he had a little introduction first. This fact alone makes it painfully obvious that the question is set up and pre rehearsed. I mean it's the perfect excuse to deny the Larry rumours that were blowing up at the time. But Louis is having none of it.

He replies with "That I'm not very good at football" (Avoiding the denial like the King he is)

Obviously not the answer they needed, so Piers keeps pressing

2. “What is the worst thing you've read about yourself?”

Louis then talks about the boys dying (yes King ily)

(Even if these weren't setups, and Louis hated Larry rumours as much as he made out. These questions were perfect opportunities for him to say “That me and Harry are dating” )

3. “Do you enjoy fame or do you find its suffocating?” (or words to that effect)

Prepare for the reach

Okay, I apologise in advance, but this could possibly be another push at a denial. Its worded in a way where Louis could've said “yeah sometimes the fans are suffocating when they analyse things with me and Harry”

However (I'll say it again, like the King he is) Louis flips the question round so that the fans are what takes the pressure off and what makes everything worth it. (I love him)

Part two of Louis’s interview, this feels less set up, but is still important.

Can I also just point out that Louis is asked five questions (rather than two like the other boys) It's almost as if the first three weren't actually part of the fan questions. Cuz they weren't asked by fans.

So now we are onto Louis actual interview (not the set ups) the first question (asked by an actual fan with a username might I add) is...

“Who has had the most girlfriends in your entire lifetimes?”

Louis response is “Define girlfriends” which I LOVE because wtf do you think he means, beards and boyfriends are not included Louis. (Also not the first time Louis has asked “Define girlfriends”) This is probably the most noted moment of this interview.

This next thing Louis says is much more subtle (again, I'm probably reaching) but he turns around to the boys and says “any help boys, whose had the most-” Then he pauses. Then he puts emphasis on “girl” “Whose had the most,,, GIRLfriends”  This seems insignificant but I think it's interesting that he wants to emphasise the word 'girl' after saying 'define girlfriends'. Basically he's telling Harry that boyfriends don't count. 

After proving that neither Louis nor Harry can answer relationship questions properly Piers makes it easier and goes round asking how many girls they've all kissed.

Niall, Liam, and Zayn all answer simply enough.

However, somehow Harry manages to make even this question complicated and he only actually talks about girlfriends from when he was a child (interesting)

Louis then chips in with “Primary school's a bit weird isn't it” which, to me, sounds a lot like something a gay man, who dated lots of girls in primary school, would say (I'm not saying that's the case, it's just an interesting thing for Louis to say)

The question then makes it way back to Louis (who also manages to make it complicated) I love coincidences

Louis says he's had “only one proper Relationship”  (which sounds a lot like Zayn's answer, only Zayn says 'Girlfriend' rather than 'Relationship' again this doesn't mean anything, it's just interesting)

And only one?? So did Hannah not exist, or are you literally confirming that Eleanor isn't your girlfriend? (Interesting, very interesting, butthatsnoneofmybusiness 🐸☕️)

Then he adds “Probably two” which I'm confused about because idk of hes answering the kissing question and means two kisses or he's adding to he's previous answer and saying he's probably had two relationships (one proper)

If he means kisses, then he's literally lying because there's photos of him kissing Hannah AND a girlfriend before Hannah (so has he not kissed Eleanor or...)

If he means relationships then again I'm confused because what makes Hannah any less proper than Eleanor (or vice versa).

Someone explain because neither make sense unless he's talking about Harry and Hannah was that 'weird stage' in school that we mentioned earlier 

Okay last, but definitely not least, my favourite question of the interview (again asked by an actual Twitter user)...

“What is the most embarrassing thing you've caught one of the other band members doing?”

Liam: Laughs Niall: L A U G H S (okay so he definitely has something in mind) Harry: We're live remember (Louis comes in with a VERY forceful “yep”)

What Harry says tells me there are a lot of things that can be said that are either unsuitable for some viewers (therefore sexual) or something that they can't say (has to be kept secret) or both (*Cough* Larry *Cough*)

Louis then says “Anything clean” and Niall replies “No”

Okay so

1. Niall has caught another band member doing something sexual 2. Both Louis and Harry are keen to remind the boys to keep it clean because they're live

Interesting 

Anyway... I'm assuming Niall (or one of the other boys) says something because Harry then looses it and the attention is turned to him. (Can we please also appreciate Louis face while Harry is laughing)

When questioned Harry responds “Nothing” and puts his head in his hands embarrassed, and Louis laughs awkwardly (right okay)

THEN, when questioned further, Harry says “I haven't caught any[one]” (This is all starting to come together nicely)

So,

3. Harry didn't catch anyone, meaning someone caught him. Meaning it was Harry that Niall caught (*wink wonk*)

Zayn then does something (off camera, annoyingly) because Louis laughs and Harry points at Zayn (interesting that it's those two)

Harry then says “It was nothing”. If you pause just after Harry says this you can see that Zayn is looking at Louis and laughing. In fact, if you pause at the right time, you can see that ALL the boys (excluding Harry) are looking at Louis

Right,

4. Considering the fact that Harry was the one caught, an awful lot of attention seems to be on Louis

Finally, Harry says “It was erm no big deal” (not what his face is implying) and then management (probably) jumps in and says “Last question please” and moves Piers along.

Hmm management getting involved again (someone doesn't want people finding out about Harry's real love life even though you're happy to let the media pair Harry off with another girl every other week) Fuck off modest.

So yeah, Conclusion? Larry fucked and someone caught them (we always knew that). Hendall was fake as fuck (we also always knew that). Louis doesn't know what a girlfriend is (I could've guessed). And he also doesn't hate Larry rumours (we knew that too).

Oh so I guess we learnt nothing from this interview. Oh well it was fun having things confirmed for us 😊

Adios, Larry is real 💙💚

So I thought that, given my username, this should be the first thing I look at.

Ah yes, the wonderful Mario Kart Interview, where two 'platonic friends' joke about their sex life together.

There are actually a couple of Larry moments in this interview, but I'll start with the most obvious, so watch the interview (linked above) from 5:36-7:00 and then I'll get on with the analysis.

Lets begin with how the interviewer introduces the topic of 'Larry Stylinson'

The interviewer says "So Harry and Louis, obviously you guys, you have a special relationship, that people have picked up on" (Might I just add, Louis nods after this) and the atmosphere of the interview immediately changes from joking around, to awkward silence.

Notice how to boys go from laughing, to looking directly, and very seriously, at the interviewer. As if to say "be very careful with what you say next"

Lets also look at how much Niall and Zayn's faces change from before and after Larry is mentioned (I say Larry is mentioned, as although the word Larry is not actually used, the idea of a relationship between them is brought up)

Clearly the topic of Louis and Harry's 'special relationship' is a touchy subject.

And yes I can already hear the antis coming at me with "clearly this just shows how uncomfortable the idea of Larry makes them feel" but I think the events to come just disprove that entirely.

( If you ask me it's more of an ‘oh shit we aren't really meant to talk about this what do we do now?’ Kinda thing )

Okay, lets move on to what was actually said (this is for the people in public with no earphones, you're welcome guys):

Int: So who usually is in front and who usually gets behind, when you're playing Mario

H: So between me and Louis, whose in front and whose behind?

Int: Yeah, in Mario Kart (sure Jan)

L: I think we kind of share that really (insert smirky face here) Yeah sometimes you take the front *pointing to Harry*

H: Sometimes I take the front. You know, sometimes if he's a bit tired I'll go behind and push him along *cue the biggest smirk off of Harry EVER*

L: Yeah yeah, but erm, you know you know, we're both quite generous to each other, so we think that sometimes he should get to do what he wants to do, and go first (Louis I'm done with you)

Int: Its a bit of give and take (I'm leaving, goodbye)

L: Yes (I've never been more done with anyone in my life Lewis)

I think its quite clear that Mario Kart is NOT what is being discussed here. But if you are still uncertain, let's break the video down...

6:02-6:10: LOOK AT HARRY’S SMIRK. Also look at Niall and Zayn who literally have the biggest shit eating grins on their face. What's so funny about Mario Kart guys, would you care to explain?

6:15-6:20: Niall CANNOT stop laughing, and Zayn takes the absolute piss by hiding in the helmet. We still know you're laughing Zayn.

If you're still unsure as to what the boys are talking about (Mario Kart. Obviously...)

Then just listen to 6:35-6:45: The hysterical laughter and Louis’s response of “Not an endurance man” to Liam finishing the course ;) in “Two minutes dead” is not the kind of response you'd get from just being good at a game. Poor Liam just wants his Mario skills to be appreciated. 

Okay but for real if you still need this spelling out, 

1. You're too innocent for Tumblr, stay pure and be careful 

2. Let's have the interviewer quite literally spell it out for you on Twitter...

I just have one question for the Antis... What two, completely straight PLATONIC friends, that supposedly hate gay rumours and are trying to stop them at all costs, would joke so casually (AS IF ITS NORMAL) about having sex with each other, in the middle of an interview, that the whole world is gonna see? 

Ahem, erm, well, now that we've got that cleared up, let's continue to the second moment in this interview, (that deserves more appreciation if I'm honest).

Watch from 0:43-1:35

This isn't a huge moment so I'll try and be a quick as possible.

So the boys are being asked about what they did for Valentine’s day and Louis and Liam start talking about how they managed to get home in time to see their beard girlfriends. ( Notice how at 1:05 Louis completely ignores the interviewers question about it being like a rom-com ;) )

Liam and Louis talk a little bit about what they did (and I don't want to reach but Louis doesn't sound particularly smitten or excited to talk about Valentine's Day with his ‘girlfriend’) and Louis says he got home to “sausage and mash” (how romantic, not quite Chicken, stuffed with Mozzarella, wrapped in Parma Ham now is it?) 

At 1:23 Louis finishes talking about his girlfriend and turns round straight away to look at Harry (something I've noticed they do a lot after talking about their supposed ‘girlfriends’) 

Then Harry says (whilst looking at Louis) “I came home to a cold and empty bedroom” and Louis STROKES HIS KNEE as if apologising.

Look if Harry was single, surely he would expect to be sleeping alone, and it wouldn't feel particularly lonely. What he said suggested that he is used to sleeping with someone else. The fact that he looks at Louis suggests who that person might be, and the fact that Louis strokes Harry’s leg in apology pretty much confirms that. 

The interesting thing is that at 1:26 the interview reminds Harry that he “went out on the lash”. Louis turns round with an ‘oh shit’ and Harry then corrects himself ( “me? Oh yeah” ). 

So was Harry literally just lying to make Louis feel bad?? Because Louis was saying he was with Eleanor. 

Or were those photos of him just set up? And he completely forgot that he was supposedly out partying on Valentine's Day. 

Either way, something is up.

Anyway that's all I'm doing for this interview.

Conclusion: Harry and Louis sleep together, and we've learnt the “kind of share that really” when it comes to sex Mario Kart. 

Ps, sorry I literally haven't posted anything but I did tell you to lower your expectations 😂. Enjoy this post and I'm gonna make one about the tea that was spilled last night (UK time)

Adiosss

Well well welcome to whatever this is. So I've been in the One Direction fandom since the simpler times of the Up All Night - Take Me Home era and I've always loved the Harry-Louis bond. However, after fading away from the fandom over 2016 (I'm sorry) I was lured back in by Harry's new album. Then I fell into a Deep Dark Larry Hole. I am a Dark Larry, and I genuinely don't get anti's logic.

There's so much evidence and I wanted a place to put all their moments. I also like analysing things. And its the summer and I have no life so I'm bored and need something to do.

I am still relatively new to being a Larrie so there are a couple of things that I could be educated on (such as RBB, I'm still confused on all the details), so feel free to do that, and educate me.

I'm also new to Tumblr which is why you should lower your expectations. I'm going to be analysing Larry moments on here, however it may take me a while as this is my first time on Tumblr and I'm very confused (you can probably tell my main emotion is confusion)

Hopefully someone is actually reading this, or I've just wasted my time. Enjoy this blog but lower your expectations.

-J

(I tried to add a GIF idk what I'm doing, did it work? H E L P)