Diary of a hopeless romantic

the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed

sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

Literally me with zero focus capacity 🙄or with hiper noticing capacity;)

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight