SUBURBAN HIJINX

My audition tape for new #WWE character the #UltimateRavingWarrior. #toughguy

Throwback of me and my sis playing it cool in front of #Santa for #nationalsiblingsday

Anyone know if this made the news today? 🐯#Detroit #openingday #openingdaydet #tigers #manthongBomb #manthongenthusiast

Last night I got to meet the man responsible for some of my favorite films...and he liked my t-shirt! Thanks @thatkevinsmith for taking the time to chat after #fatmanonbatman. #Detroit (at Fillmore Theather)

Don't forget today @liftdetroit and @248studio (inside @rustbeltmarket) will have #spiritofmegathong stickers available while supplies last! All the time/location details are at the link in my profile! #313 #DetroitDay #313Day #Detroit

#SpiritOfMegathong meets Spirit of #Detroit! Spotted by @acronymdetroit downtown! #313 #DetroitDay #313Day (at The Spirit of Detroit Monument)

Instructions on how you can get a #SpiritOfMegathong Sticker are at the link in my profile! Please Share! bit.ly/1RVlsk9 #313Day #DetroitDay #Detroit #313

Wanted to make sure everyone can read that I voted today 🇺🇸 #miprimary #miprimary2016 #michiganprimary #usa #HatersGonnaReport

Rise of the machines! #Skynet is coming...No ones job is safe!!! Who wants ice cream?

Less than 8 hours left to watch my #StupidityLive #periscope from yesterday! http://bit.ly/1OqXFFY #penis #bigdick #wtf

Grabbed my nunchucks! #ninja #GhostLab

Grabbed my nunchucks! #ninja #GhostLab

I hear all the great electricians work in their underwear. #handyman #hgtv

Silly kids shirts have been marked down to $8.25 plus an additional 35% off when you use coupon code: RIP Suburbanhijinx.com will be open less then a week longer! Grab some great deals on t-shirts and #plugs while you can! #plugsforsale #tunnels #tapers #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs #plugsnotgauges #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #biggauge #bodymods #scene #hipster #piercing #gauges #boyswithplugs #boyswithmods #bodymodification #ink #inked #tattoo #metal #00g #girlswithstretchedlobes #girlswithstretchedears

This is the final week Suburbanhijinx.com will be open! We’re liquidating all our current inventory! Use coupon code: RIP to save 35% jewelry will not be restocked. First come first served! #doyourearshanglow #plugsforsale #tunnels #tapers #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs #plugsnotgauges #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #biggauge #bodymods #scene #hipster #piercing #gauges #boyswithplugs #boyswithmods #bodymodification #ink #inked #tattoo #metal #00g #girlswithstretchedlobes #girlswithstretchedears

Suburbanhijinx.com will be going on hiatus in a week! We're liquidating all our current inventory! Use coupon code: RIP to save 35% jewelry will not be restocked. First come first served! #doyourearshanglow #plugsforsale #tunnels #tapers #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs #plugsnotgauges #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #biggauge #bodymods #scene #hipster #piercing #gauges #boyswithplugs #boyswithmods #bodymodification #ink #inked #tattoo #metal #00g #girlswithstretchedlobes #girlswithstretchedears

Due to a lack of time available to invest in the growth of this business venture Suburbanhijinx.com will be put on hiatus. Use coupon code: RIP to save 35% on all remaining jewelry! There will not be anymore restocked. The site and this page will shutdown at the end of May. Thanks to everyone for their support over the last few years! #doyourearshanglow #plugsforsale #tunnels #tapers #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs #plugsnotgauges #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #biggauge #bodymods #scene #hipster #piercing #gauges #boyswithplugs #boyswithmods #bodymodification #ink #inked #tattoo #metal #00g #girlswithstretchedlobes #girlswithstretchedears #goplugyourself