argle bargle

I hope unicron uses a comically big knife and fork to eat the earth in the new movie. I hope he wears a napkin with a lobster on it

honestly though it's EXTREMELY funny that it's implied cd and prowl broke up because cd dumped him for compromising his morals too much with sentinel etc, but also cd then joined the fucking autobot secret war crime division after doing so. cd looked at prowl like 'no... this is going too far' and then lobotomized like a thousand people in an evil fucked up secret mad scientist lab being run by the autobots. unironically hilarious. if i was prowl i would never shut the fuck up about this tbh.

rewind running around after him the first millenia of marriage w/ a spray bottle like NO

d'you think cd met all his pre-rewind husbands at work. i bet prowl is like 'at least the last few knew how to have fun, this one's a fucking square' and by fun he means they all also did war crimes