Servile

I have literally no clue what Writing Commissions consist of. Maybe fanfics, maybe smut, maybe an essay for school, I’m not sure, but I see people do them, and frankly I need money very very badly.

Hello! My name is Dylan, and I write short stories. I have won multiple awards, including a Jack London Honorable Mention, and I have no problem writing upwards of 3k words per commission for *you*! No holds barred! I will write graphic violence, I will write smut, I am not picky, I will not ask questions, I will deliver results, and I will do it well. 

I am currently requesting $10 for every 500 words, which is about 20% cheaper than other commissions I’ve come across. I will deliver, and likely overdeliver, on your request. For requests under 500 words, I will request $1 per word.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A POEM (yes, I will write you poetry, and yes, it will rhyme) I will request:

1. $15 for a formed poem of four stanzas

2. $20 for a formed poem of five stanzas or longer

3. $1 for a Haiku 

4. $1 for a Roses are Red

I will also write you music, prices must be discussed privately for those, however.

I understand that this is likely a big ask for some of you. I understand that it may be an expense you’re not readily willing to pay. I get it. I have never written on wattpad or any fanfic website, however, I will readily share my precomposed work with you if you require proof of my claims.

I am a very good writer. You will not regret the decision to employ me.

Private message me for details about commissions and I will provide my Venmo information