Justin house of musings

i run around like a fraggle

if youre sad about something you can say "eh whatre ya gonna do" in an italian voice and it instantly cures you 100% of the time

Yeah, this is why most Italians don’t have any mental health issues at all, not even in the slightest

they take that shit to the grave and the body explodes once its under the earth. this is where oil comes from

You strike Green Knight? You cut off his head like the football?! Oh! Oh! Beheading for Gawain! Beheading for Gawain One Year Hence!!

you see a tiny sign planted in the ground. bending down to read, you just make out, in impossibly tiny script "a mundane clump of dirt; much beloved by god, like any other"

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

[distantly] THAT DOG

This is hands down my favorite video on the internet and I am so happy it showed back up on my dash!

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY