The Monado's Chosen Loser

nuanced fortune to you, traveller

may all kinds of shit happen

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

i want people to be curious about me without me having to force it

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

Wizard staff sized hitachi magic wand

let’s all have an ecchi watch party and pay close attention to who reacts to which fetish scenes

watch plausibly deniable porn with me

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

the amount of fouls the refs overlooked for england while stopping Mex every 2 minutes with no evidence is crazyyy

JODERRRRRRR INGRATAS DE UNA ISLA DE MIERDA