burn the city down.

MALIA: i got 7 shots lined up for ya already

MALIA: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 are we 'bout to relive your college days for a night?

MALIA: are you sure?

MALIA: uhhhhhh you mean, in like, 2.5 seconds? i'm pregamin' right now at my place.

BOBBI: Yeah.

[...]

MALIA: dude, i classify anythin' that ain't fuckin' and gettin' lit as a chore. why do you ask?

[ ... ]

MALIA: is julian playin' games over there? he knows damn well we don't cook in this household

BOBBI: Nah I was just curious bc he told me one thing, and someone else said another but we sorted it out, no worries my guy.

[...]

MALIA: i dunno, dude, it kinda seems more than that but if that's what your gut is tellin' you, then so be it

MALIA: promise y'all are okay now?

BOBBI: I can’t think of what else it might be and I gotta chill so like yeah.

BOBBI: Yeah man I promise!

[...]

scene → headcanon

who: sean matthews, @subkatz 

when: march 28th

where: sean’s apartment

warnings: nsfw, cnc

MALIA: i dunno, you tell me. you're the one feelin' weird

MALIA: oh..that's a lot. i'm sorry :/

BOBBI: maybe I just have to get used to her being back after ditchin’ me for France.

MALIA: i...dude, i dunno, like, you're sayin' its weird when they scene but you're not jealous? #sounds fake

MALIA: A thing?

BOBBI: Why would I be jealous over Ophelia that’s dumb.

MALIA: yeah, i guess so. y'all are okay, though?

MALIA: i think that's called jealousy, dude

BOBBI: I.. I'm not jealous that he's scening with her though! Idk what it is, but it's just weird it's Phia.

MALIA: uh..so..y'all are together but y'all scene with other people? i mean, like, that's fair n' stuff, just seems like a whole lot

MALIA: why not? she's hot when she isn't a stiff dick in the mud

BOBBI: yeah, I mean, it’s a lot it’s just about trust and communication and I trust him with everything and... We’re working on the communication thing everyday ya know?

MALIA: i said what i said.gif

MALIA: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

MALIA: there's 69 of those, you can count 'em

MALIA: but more importantly-- ummmm what? i am Confused

[...]

BOBBI: I counted and uhh seems legit.

BOBBI: Ok so like... Listen we’re gonna try doing scenes with other people since... Sometimes I need to get my ass beat and he’s not comfy with that ya know?

MALIA: i might love you too

MALIA: yeet

MALIA: uhhhhh i'm okay. i'm headin' out to the district tonight for some fun. what about you?

BOBBI: ☺️🥰☺️🥰☺️

BOBBI: uhm bitch why yeet?

MALIA: uhhhhhhhhhh approximately 365 days, 2 hours, and 20 minutes ago, yes :D

MALIA: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 okay, listen, i didn't actually mean it okay

MALIA: #rude

BOBBI: I love you, ya know that ya dork

BOBBI: lmao too late I have proof xoxo

BOBBI: 😋😋😋😋

MALIA: so

MALIA: i read that list you gave me

MALIA: and you're so right, kanye is a sham

MALIA: 😑😑😑😑😑

MALIA: also, you may as well print these texts out and frame 'em 'cause its the only time I'm tellin' you you're right, The End.

[literally days later]

BOBBI: so i had to think about this for awhile before it occurred to me but do you mean that fuckin' list i gave you like a year ago?

I understand that the world is seemingly about to spiral once again, to the surprise of no one, but the show, as they say, must go on. And it’s with great pride that I announce the official opening of the sister company to Plaisir, Le’Desir. We’ll be selling all kinds of toys, clothing, gear or furniture you might need for your scenes, all in the best quality possible. I invite you all to visit Plaisir this weekend, where we’ll be showing off the new products and offering discount on a few of them. Come, see everything for yourself, and enjoy.

So I finally got to stop at Le’Desir and I have to say it’s a gorgeous place. Do you guys do customer furniture, or gear pieces yet? Just out of curiosity. Also you have pleasure, desire, can I ask what comes next or is it just a wait and see game for the rest of us?

MALIA: cuause jasper :(