Subject A-33. The Healer.

Send me some questions for the boys! I’ll get you their answers as soon as possible! Literally ask them anything, they get bored and Alby finally let me use this gadget the creators sent up. Chuck is especially excited.

Cheers,

so personality wise- i like to think i’m pretty funny, i can be sarcastic a lot too. i laugh a lot and always wanna have fun. i’m also pretty athletic- i play a lot of sports. i get stressed out really easily when people are mad at me so i like to be friends with everyone- to the best of my ability. i don’t like drama at all. i’m also pretty easy going- don’t wanna disrupt or anything

have a great day/night! ❤️

Of course, I’m happy to answer any question about pretty much anything here in the Glade! Now I’ve done some thinking and subtle talking to everybody and here are some people I think you’d get along with.

I think you and Minho would actually get along really well. Like I said before, he doesn’t get along with people who’s personalities don’t match his. You both have a lot of similarities, like sarcasm and athleticism. Your easy going nature, and more pacifist tendencies are something he would like too. If you were to ever be here, I think he’d want you as a runner.

Alby would really like your non disruptive nature. He runs the entire show here, and he doesn’t need anyone else here who creates unnecessary drama. I think he’d like how you can get along with almost everyone. That’s one of the reasons he likes having Chuck around, is because everyone loves the kid, he doesn’t start any arguments.

Chuck would really appreciate your jokes, and would really love how you always want to have fun. I spend as much time with him as possible, but working in the Med hut can take up a lot of time and energy, so I can’t always be there to entertain him. I honestly think that you would be the person he absolutely loves to be around. He loves Thomas and the other guys, but he needs a fun, good influence like you.

Let me know if you have any more questions, I love answering them!

Love,

I’ve used this little piece of tech to research the y/n term, and I understand now! I’m a girl, so I’ll tell how they acted when I got here, and how I think they’d react to another one arriving!

When I first got here, Alby kinda took on a big brother role with me. He protected me, taught me the ropes, and was there for me. He also expected just as much from me as the other guys, which helped keep me accountable. I think if another girl Glader were to show up, his big brother instincts would kick in again and she’d be just as well taken care of.

Gally on the other hand was very apprehensive. He was suspicious of me, and often tried to prove that I was weaker than him. To be fair, he loves the glade and just wants to protect it, but it was difficult. If another female glader were to show up, I think he’d be a lot more trusting, and willing to give her a chance.

Chuck would be ecstatic (as would I) if she would be our partner in crime in screwing with the other shanks here. Playing pranks is something we bonded over, so if you are willing to engage in his trickery, you’re automatically his best friend.

Newt was the kindest one besides Chuck when I first got here. I think he sensed that I needed a friend, because I was TERRIFIED when I first got here. (If the other boys tell you they weren’t they’re lying cause half the new entries I’ve seen have klunked themselves.) I’m not quite sure how he would react if another one were to show up. I assume he’d be just as nice, but with some new arrivals he’s pretty quiet and lets Alby handle it.

Minho made me want to punch him in the nose every time I interacted with him. He was always teasing me, picking at me, and being sarcastic. We get along better now, but we still have our arguments. I think he’d be a lot nicer to another girl, because he has nothing against females, and he’s perfectly agreeable to most others. It’s just unfortunate that our personalities clash a little too much for us to be buddy buddy.

Thomas asked me a lot of questions. It’s just how he is for some reason. I answered to the best of my ability, but I didn’t know half of what he was talking about. He and I aren’t super close but we’ve had a few good laughs, and he’s the person I drink with if I’m gonna have some of Gally’s moonshine at the end of the day. I think he’d ask another million questions to the newest girl, and be really nice like usual.

Also to the account who asked this, if you send me a message with your personality traits, and just some personality info, I can send you who I think you’d get along with here! I answered these to the best of my ability, let me know if you have any more questions!

Til next time shanks,

who gets the drunkest at bonfires?

Newt says Gally gets the drunkest at bonfires.

The reason is, and I quote, “He’s the one making the brew, and I mean, look at him.”

When I asked Alby, he avoided the question, simply saying “I won’t spread unnecessary rumors about any of my boys.” but he was a little too quick to glance in Minho’s direction.

Gally was in the med hut with a hangover, so he doesn’t have a say. I’m saying his answer is HIMSELF the dumb shank.

Minho partied pretty hard at the bonfire last night, and his answer was himself. At least he’s honest.

Chuck isn’t often around us when we’re drunk, cause we try to be semi good influences. But he knows we do drink, so his favorite person to be around with a drink in their hand is Thomas. It makes him lighten up a little the prophetic twit.

Frypan chuckled and motioned to Minho.

Thomas surprisingly said Newt. I’ve never seen Newt drunk but maybe he’s just better at hiding it or something.

Thanks for the question, and feel free to send in more my friend!

Til next time,

*Y/n appears*

What are the Gladers favorite colors? -Anon

Newt said his favorite color is orange.

It took me a while but Alby let slip that his is Dark blue.

When I asked him, Minho said, and I quote: “Your mom.” And then proceeded to jog away.

Thomas said that his is purple, and then he and Newt started bickering like a married couple on whether blueberries are purple or blue.

Gally said that his is bright red. Makes sense to me.

Chuck was nearly jumping for joy when I told him that we got a question. He said that his favorite color is yellow.

Let me know when you ask a question if there are more gladers you want me fo ask! Anyone can send in an ask. We’re all stuck in the Maze, so we’ve got a lot of time.

Til next time shanks,

Me:

Newt: “I love this picture of the Gladers, you look so happy in it Gally.”

Brenda: “Where’s Thomas? Why isn’t he in the picture?”

Minho in the Maze: “Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure HOPE it does.”

Newt: “ I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

Chuck: “That was Legitness.”

Teresa : “Honestly I don’t remember, I was probably f***** up. I was crazy back then 😂😭”

Thomas: “I got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday. Now I take ADDERALL hahahah”

Gally: “I love working here, it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs.” Gally to Teresa: “F*** off Janet. I’m not going to your f****** baby shower.”

Alby: “Hi son, you’re sick?” Ben: “ Yeah, do you think I could get some chicken noodle soup?” Alby: “No just shut up and die slowly okay? Ben: “Okay”

Frypan: “aaaHHHHHH! sToP I could’ve dropped my CROISSANT”

The Gladers: “And they were roommates” (Wicked Listening to everything they say): “Oh my God they were roommates”

Winston: “I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like BEEF”