EMPTY THREAT.

Owen: I've seemingly keep a low profile since then. So that is also good.

Owen: Yeah, Finn's here. Which is nice, though a little weird since I technically have to address him as Sir. And I can't do it with a straight face yet.

Blaine: That's good. I'll try my best to help you be more mindful. It's probably not a good idea to get yourself punished again.

I don’t know if that wardrobe malfunction of yours provides grounds for an entire sitcom of dedicated to your apparent awkwardness, but it is rather adorable - and that much is highlighted further by how distraught such a simple and very understandable slip-up has made you.

The world will go on spinning, Blaine Anderson - regardless of your various, fashion mishaps. It happens to the best of us - save myself, of course.

Why, Rachel. I think that was meant to be a compliment, so thank you. I don’t.. was I being too over dramatic, you think?

Yes, I suppose you’re right about that.

Japanese and Psychology. What about yourself, Blaine?

Japanese? That’s interesting. May I ask what prompted that choice?

Fair point, though just because something isn’t a crime doesn’t make it less sinister. In this case though, it probably does. 

Pleasure, Blaine. How’s it going?

I’ve never thought of it that way before, but that’s very true. 

It was too cute to say anything about it.

Oh... okay.

Kurt: [Monkey emoji]

Kurt: High school. My school was filled with people like that, and it just frustrated me. I'm sure Sebastian's not that bad, when he's not being a brat, but... I didn't come here for that, especially not when I was trying to be as fair as possible.

Kurt: I should hope not. So when will I see you?

Blaine: I don't really know him very well.. He shows arrogance when he's not busy telling me I'd look pretty between his legs. But I'm sure there's more to him than all that.

Kurt: Are you now? Wish I could see it.

Kurt: No, he's worse. I think. He's bratty, I know that much from the time we spent together. I don't like people who tests my patience.

Kurt: Oops?

Blaine: Who knew you had a way with words, Mr. Hummel?

Blaine: May I ask why you don't like people who test your patience?

Kurt: Oh, wow. My condolences.

Kurt: Fine, but only if you'll let me treat you next time.

Blaine: I'm laughing so hard right now, Kurt.

Blaine: He's not /that/ bad, I don't think.

Kurt: That and the company.

Kurt: No no no, don't be sorry. I didn't manage to do what I was told, so I had it coming. Don't worry about it, I'll be fine. Promise.

Blaine: You must have had a tough time because Sebastian is.. well, Sebastian. He's my roommate, by the way.

Kurt:I would /love/ to go off campus, but I'm afraid that's not an option right now. My punishment for not fulfilling Sebastian's punishment was to stay on campus grounds. I hope you don't mind.

Blaine: Oh no, of course not. A date is a date, and coffee will still taste like coffee, regardless of the location.

Kurt: In that case, you will definitely see that smile in person. Where would you like to meet?

Kurt: Offend me? Goodness, no. You didn't, not even a little.

Kurt: Is that a yes~?

Blaine: Oh, thank god. I was afraid I did.

Kurt: At least one of us knows how to be less subtle.

Kurt: Yes. Yes, I am. And I am totally not smiling like a fool right now, not at all.

Blaine: That didn't.. I mean, I hope I didn't offend you by saying that. But if I did, that wasn't my intention.

Kurt: I beg to differ. And you're welcome.

Kurt: Well, I was thinking that maybe we could get some coffee and walk around campus?