Suave Peanut

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

I wanted to make some fancy dishes today but we only have 6 eggs in the house when last night we had over two dozen and every single dish requires anywhere from 2-6 eggs or yolks and also I fell outside while taking out the trash and skinned my knee and scraped the palm of my dominant hand so safe to say I'm having a breakdown for dinner tonight 👍