I Am The Girl Almighty

check this out idiot *rips at the thread that binds my spirit to my body and i collapse into a pile of wet meat*

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok but are you on the square??? are you on the level??? are you ready to swear right here right now before the devil???

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Papa V Perpetua be like:

i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around