random south park headcanons bc why not:
stan wants more pets but he isn’t allowed any more
kyle collects basketball cards
wendy is half asian on her mother’s side
tweek’s first name is richard, but he doesn’t go by it because he doesn’t want to be called ‘dick’ by the other kids
kenny loves superheroes and collects old comic books that he finds in the trash
sheila suffered several miscarriages before having kyle, and he was born premature, so her overprotective nature came from her fear of losing him
kyle and his cousin have the same name because it was the name of their shared grandfather, and both of their mothers wanted to name their son after him
cartman cried all day when mr kitty died
shelly and kevin have been good friends for a long time
everyone is convinced that ike can’t remember miss stevenson, but he can
heidi becomes friends with the goth kids for a little while after she breaks up with cartman
kyle hates cooking, because he hates the textures of certain foods, despite being quite good at it
tweek started baking to help him relax (it didn’t work)
kevin and karen can remember kenny’s deaths
tolkien has an older sister in college
nichole and tolkien decide after a while to just stay friends
jimmy is really good at writing, and sometimes writes short stories in his spare time
stan volunteers at local animal shelters and sometimes he runs bake sales to try and raise money for them (with kyle and tweek’s help)
cartman and kenny sometimes graffiti all over old buildings at night
jbbartram-illu
dededos
yousharknotpass
janainaart
kaledo-art
stormborns
