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What chilling means ^

*Rotating calmly inside the gas station hot dog heater*

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

u got me

Astrology says my ass is sexy and my tiddies look good

it’s racist to criticize other cultures for consuming an animal that white people arbitrarily decided shouldn’t be eaten. asserting that white culture and white norms are superior to those of poc is white supremacy.

for anyone in the notes going “hahuhuh im vegan no animals should be eaten at all 😏” you realize you’re still being racist right. like declaring other cultures’ eating habits as morally wrong is still racist you understand this yes?

i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i’d die for it but at least i’d die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

this . :)

this is incredible I love it I wish them all the best 🥺🥺

IT GOT BETTER

hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do